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Have made it clear they will not accept the Democratic Vice Presidential nomination, 2004

  1. Don Henley’s flip flops (shower shoes)
  2. Frankenberry Cereal
  3. Construction-grade rebar
  4. Egrets
  5. Colorful candy necklaces
  6. Smoked oysters (canned, premium)
  7. Audio Technica short shotgun condenser microphone
  8. Moss
  9. New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson

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5 Replies to “Have made it clear they will not accept the Democratic Vice Presidential nomination, 2004”

  1. michele says:

    It will be the Egrets Regret.

    (And if anyone gets that reference, I feel as sorry for them as I do for myself)

  2. I have it on good word that Henley’s flip flops have changed back to ‘undecided’

    Also, although not one of the main contenders, I’ve heard that Chee-tos will also be refusing any offers.

  3. Joe says:

    You think it’s a coincidence that Bobby Kennedy’s toenail clippings have been stored in a mayonaise jar on Teddy’s back porch, biding their time, waiting for just such an opportunity ? Well, it’s not gonna surprise me when Kerry pulls Kennedy’s toenails out at the Democrat’s convention. The ones in the jar, I mean.

  4. Pale Infidel says:

    Ok, now you’re just being ridiculous.

    Everyone knows that Don Henley’s flip-flop are are made in China, and thus not eligible to hold such a high office. His underwear, however, is another story…

  5. k. mason says:

    As a long time resident of the State of New Mexico (and yes we are a state), I vote for Bill, we don’t want or need him and I for one would gladly give him to Kerry.  He has always refused the offer of VP candidate, but I think he’s waiting until he’s sure the demo. candidate will win.  Since I don’t think that’s a sure bet, I think he’s put his sunglasses on and is keeping his cards a secret until the last minute. From one of the many silent republicans in NM. K.smile

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