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November fundraiser begins now [sticky; new posts below; Friday update; Monday update]

This month’s theme: 1) we’ll decide who’s “electable,” thank you so much, and 2) I promise not to grope any of you who don’t explicitly ask me to. Now, leering? That’s a different story.

Apologies in advance. But in my defense, well, you know how men are.

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update: About 1/3 of the way there. Thanks to those who’ve contributed. I know times are tough. But if you think you’ve got it bad, try sticking to a budget when you have a crisper filled with junkie sugar beats, and an armadillo who, ever since he’s gotten into country western music, buys a new pair of boots and leather pants every other week.

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Monday update: I’ll leave the post up through tomorrow, then I’ll unstick the bastard. Thanks to all who have contributed. Not sure I’ll hit the goal this month, but I understand: moderates and independents believe the GOP is intentionally sabotaging the economy just because they hate a Black man as President.

So there’s that.

47 Replies to “November fundraiser begins now [sticky; new posts below; Friday update; Monday update]”

Jeff G. says:

November 1, 2011 at 11:25 am

Thanks, geoffB!
Jeff G. says:

November 1, 2011 at 11:25 am

Thanks, Lillian!
mojo says:

November 1, 2011 at 11:38 am

What’s the difference between an “ogle” and a “leer”? Is it the wink?
Blake says:

November 1, 2011 at 11:53 am

Is the grope contingent upon a donation?

Or is it more like a cash back coupon?

Free inside every specially marked box?
Jeff G. says:

November 1, 2011 at 2:04 pm

Thanks, bh!
Jeff G. says:

November 1, 2011 at 2:05 pm

Thanks, TerryH!
Jeff G. says:

November 1, 2011 at 2:05 pm

Thanks, John H!
Jeff G. says:

November 1, 2011 at 2:52 pm

Thanks, Silver Whistle!
Jeff G. says:

November 1, 2011 at 3:42 pm

Thanks, John B!
Jeff G. says:

November 1, 2011 at 4:27 pm

Thanks, Roger H!
Seth says:

November 1, 2011 at 6:48 pm

I’ll flip you a bone later than soon, but sooner than late. Just lemme finish up with this thing I’m on now.
Jeff G. says:

November 1, 2011 at 8:07 pm

Thanks, serr8d!
Jeff G. says:

November 1, 2011 at 8:25 pm

Thanks, SDN!
Jeff G. says:

November 1, 2011 at 9:06 pm

Thanks, di!
Jeff G. says:

November 2, 2011 at 11:49 am

Thanks, Mueller!
Jeff G. says:

November 2, 2011 at 1:16 pm

Thanks, Steph!
Stephanie says:

November 2, 2011 at 9:36 pm

YMVVW. Sorry I’ve been kinda on and off lately. This college stuff is ‘spensive. Daughter just successfully navigated rush week and I’m now bracing for the dues phone call. :eyeroll:
Mueller says:

November 3, 2011 at 9:59 am

A mere bag of shells,my dear Norton.
Jeff G. says:

November 3, 2011 at 11:16 am

Thanks to Kevin K for the Ka-Bar knife, which just arrived from Amazon. Sweet!
Jeff G. says:

November 3, 2011 at 12:29 pm

Thanks, Bill S!
Squid says:

November 3, 2011 at 3:20 pm

Here’s a couple of bucks for letting me crash on your couch after I drank too much at the convention. For the record: while you were a perfect gentleman, the armored rat was not.
Jeff G. says:

November 3, 2011 at 3:35 pm

Thanks, Squid!

Wait, did he call you “darlin”? Because that’s like pet name rape.
Jeff G. says:

November 3, 2011 at 7:44 pm

Thanks, Evan!
John Bradley says:

November 3, 2011 at 7:58 pm

For the record: while you were a perfect gentleman, the armored rat was not.

Is “the armored rat” * how we’re supposed to refer to Mr. Jeff’s cock these days? I must have missed that memo.

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* an excellent name for a band
Stephanie says:

November 3, 2011 at 8:35 pm

I”m kinda partial to Mr. Jeff’s Cock as the name of a band myself.
Squid says:

November 4, 2011 at 8:08 am

I’m thinking the PW Supergroup will be Mr. Intentionalism & the Mushroom Bruises. I call dibs on rhythm guitar.
Jeff G. says:

November 4, 2011 at 9:00 am

Thanks, cranky-d!
Lost My Cookies says:

November 4, 2011 at 9:46 am

I feel your pain, I have a cocker spaniel with a latex fetish.
Jeff G. says:

November 4, 2011 at 10:10 am

Thanks, LMC!
Jeff G. says:

November 4, 2011 at 11:19 am

Thanks, Darth!
Jeff G. says:

November 4, 2011 at 11:38 am

Thanks, Sarah R!
Jeff G. says:

November 4, 2011 at 3:44 pm

Thanks, Wayne!
dicentra says:

November 5, 2011 at 3:19 pm

buys a new pair of boots and leather pants every other week

Please, for the love of God, don’t tell us how he wears out the other pairs.
Jeff G. says:

November 5, 2011 at 7:29 pm

Thanks, zoyclem!
Jeff G. says:

November 5, 2011 at 9:26 pm

Thanks, Patrick C!
Daily Pundit » And If the Armored Weasel Is Involved, It Will Probably Hurt says:

November 6, 2011 at 9:26 am

[…] November fundraiser begins now [sticky; new posts below; Friday update] Update: About 1/3 of the way there. Thanks to those who’ve contributed. I know times are tough. But if you think you’ve got it bad, try sticking to a budget when you have a crisper filled with junkie sugar beats, and an armadillo who, ever since he’s gotten into country western music, buys a new pair of boots and leather pants every other week. […]
Jeff G. says:

November 6, 2011 at 9:59 am

Thanks, Thomas D!
Jeff G. says:

November 6, 2011 at 6:05 pm

Thanks, William P!
Jeff G. says:

November 7, 2011 at 9:43 am

Thanks, Weslee!
serr8d says:

November 7, 2011 at 11:05 am

That’s it. You’re gonna have to pose in a double-breasted suit

FOR THE INTIMIDATION, BABY!!!
Jeff G. says:

November 7, 2011 at 11:23 am

Thanks, Pablo!
Jeff G. says:

November 7, 2011 at 11:52 am

Thanks, Joe S!
Jeff G. says:

November 7, 2011 at 2:11 pm

Thanks, Jon E!
Patrick Jr. says:

November 7, 2011 at 5:36 pm

Plink!
Jeff G. says:

November 7, 2011 at 5:41 pm

Thanks, Patrick!
Caecus Caesar says:

November 7, 2011 at 7:00 pm

broadband down.
phone only.
’til friday.
thirty-four fifty or…
…
Jeff G. says:

November 8, 2011 at 11:07 am

Thanks, Donald!