EXT DAYTIME, COMEDY CENTRAL / DNC HEADQUARTERS
DNC MEDIA CHIEF: We have 4,332 magic underwear jokes for Romney, if it’s Newt we’re going to re-animate Chris Farley, Tina Fey’s contractually obligated to have her cock put back on to play Ron Paul if he wins, and if it’s Santorum….
COMEDY CENTRAL EXECUTIVE: Yes?
DNC MEDIA CHIEF: We’re putting new censors in at the FCC; YOU won’t have a problem ridiculing the Santorum problem.
COMEDY CENTRAL EXECUTIVE: Carry on
Can they do testicular transplants yet?
Because if we could get just one of Newts and graft in on Rick, I mean Newt would still have plenty and Santorum might have a chance of survival.
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I’m sorry was I not supposed to pee in the punch bowl?
It’s Friday night, mv. Not your fault.
/brofist.
I’ve got a wee babby atheist on my tumblr who may be trainable some day to join these esteemed ranks; unfortunately right now he sees Santorum and immediately envisions RELIGION FOR EVERYONE.
Send him the link Pellegri I’ll hit him with the 2×4 of knowledge (logo, top left)
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http://evilbloggerlady.blogspot.com/2012/01/what-is-matter-with-rick-santorum.html Dan Collins has a pretty good theory of what is the matter with Rick Santorum…