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Alec Baldwin thrown off AA flight at LAX

Said one witness,

Apparently he said he was playing a game, but he was actually talking on the phone. She [the flight attendant] was very nice. The door was closed they just announced that they were pulling away from the gate. He got up threw his papers on the floor stormed into the bathroom slammed the door closed, beat on the wall and then came back.

He said ‘If you want to kick me off, kick me off.’ He was just crazy, he just flipped out, the guy has problems.

Problems? Of course he has problems. He cares so darn much about the people, is his problem.

He was simply giving voice to the 99%, who have for too long been oppressed by corporate fat cats making outsized profits on working-class schlubs, the kind of blue collar heroes who remained stuffed extra long into tiny economy seating rows while Mr Baldwin, antsy in first class, fought for their right to allow him the special privilege of using his cellphone.

Fight the powers, Alec! Viva la Capital One spokesperson contract!

#alecbaldwinejectionexcuses

(h/t Joe)

9 Replies to “Alec Baldwin thrown off AA flight at LAX”

  1. motionview says:

    He’s entitled.

  2. happyfeet says:

    my boss person hearts that game a lot too but he doesn’t have behavioral issues

  3. Pablo says:

    Ohnoes! He quit Twitter! It’s like a goldmine of jackassery caved in.

  4. Ernst Schreiber says:

    0930 hrs local standard time: A bomb blows off the bow of the destroyer Shaw; pieces of the ship rain down half a mile away.

  5. Ernst Schreiber says:

    0940 hrs local standard time: Tennessee reports wounded being removed from West Virginia. Oklahoma upside down. Bow blown away on Arizona. West Virginia on fire.

  6. Stephanie says:

    AA has a facebook post up of the events.

  7. cranky-d says:

    He’s a good liberal. Nothing to see here. Move along, move along.

  8. TaiChiWawa says:

    There once was a pudgy left-winger
    Who, when angry became a poo-flinger.
    To general delight
    He was kicked off his flight
    Like that time he was flung by Basinger.

  9. dicentra says:

    TaiChiWawa wins the thread!

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