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If instead of a pampered heiress Teresa Heinz Kerry were a poorly-constructed “knock knock” joke

Knock knock

“Whoever is making that noise, Conchita, I want you to have him removed from the grounds at once.  Then bring me the gin and my vibrating massage rod.  And some ice cubes.  And the lotion.  Vaya.  Prisa!”*

5 Replies to “If instead of a pampered heiress Teresa Heinz Kerry were a poorly-constructed “knock knock” joke”

  1. McGehee says:

    Conchita: Después de la revolución, será mi placer quitar su bazo sin el uso de la anestesia.

  2. Frank Villon says:

    Welcome back, Jeff!

  3. Chrees says:

    “And change the g-damn channel off of that Sinclair station!”

  4. stagolee says:

    It puts the lotion in the ballot box or it gets the hose!

  5. Note how appropriate the headline

    “Heinz Kerry Says Husband Would Be Cautious”

    is considering THK said

    “John will never send a boy or girl in a uniform anywhere in the world because of our need and greed for oil”

    You just know if Laura Bush were to say

    “George will never fail to send our Judeo-Christian military out to smite those Ay-rabs”

    The accompanying AP headline would be

    “Laura Bush Says Husband Would Be Aggressive”

    There Is No Liberal Media Bias! [tm]

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