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Barney Frank to retire from Congress

Imprimatur of legislative respectability for improperly-zoned gay brothels / getting rich off of market collapses engineered by government, hardest hit.

Legacy!

My only solace is that when other politicians for whom Frank has legitimated cynical corruption begin building statues to him or naming buildings in his honor, the youth of America will — at times unknowingly, and without the ironic foresight — properly and justifiably deface such totems with Sharpie drawings of very angry cocks.

11 Replies to “Barney Frank to retire from Congress”

  1. bh says:

    I assume this means we really are out of other peoples’ money now.

  2. sdferr says:

    Bernie Fine is retiring? Thought he was fired. Oh, wait, sorry, wrong B.F.

  3. bergerbilder says:

    Why are so many perverted Jewish congressmen named after a meaty confection which resembles a male body member? (Well, 2 I can think of anyway, unless Schnitzengruben gets elected in which fifteen should definitely be the constitutional limit.)

  4. Did they start casting for “The Real Housewives of New England” already?

  5. mojo says:

    Barney always operates according to the motto of the Greek Army – “Never leave your buddies behind.”

  6. Doesn’t justice require that he end his days in disgrace and wearing government issue pin stripes? He can have the cell next to Dodd.

  7. Golem14 says:

    Maybe he’ll try his hand at hosting a radio show; he’ll have guests, but you won’t be able to tell because all you’ll hear is him complaining that nobody lets him talk.

  8. cranky-d says:

    Maybe he could talk Chuck Schumer into spending more time with his family.

  9. dicentra says:

    I was watching his announcement on Fox until they mercifully shut it off.

    Shorter Frank: I don’t want to work to win my seat, and with the redistricting and Obama’s failures (no, not mine!) I might actually have to waddle into the filthy masses to press some flesh.

  10. LBascom says:

    One can’t help imagining rats leaping from a burning ship…

  11. sdferr says:

    Yet Princess Nancy says the House is in play!

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