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Does THIS make the monkey dance?
The monkey doesn’t surface until Fridays. He’s a notorious mid-week recluse.
I imagine your nipples must be positively riotous at this point. I know mine are.
This whole memo thing reminds of that Kids in the Hall sketch where <a href=”http://www.kithfan.org/work/transcripts/three/staydown.html”>the little guy won’t stay down</a>.
No! I had David Hailey Jr., Ph.D. verify a letter I got from Santa that made clear I’d be getting a new Dodge Viper and a date with J Lo for Christmas since I’ve been such a good boy.
Now that’s all in question?
Shit.
So all those Nigerian emails I get are a scam but the overall story is true?
And the penis enlargement emails as well?
How about…oh, never mind.
Couldn’t the monkey at least show up a few hours early for once, fercryinoutloud? Is that too much to ask? Lazy primates, anyway.
Well, kelly, if you’re anything like the Kos Kids and you really, really want those emails to be true, well, Perfesser Hailey can authenticate them for you!
True as in CBS true? Or true as in really, really, hope-to-god-this-will-finally-nail-McSmirky-chimp-please-disregard-any-acknowledgement-of-a-god-but-if-there- were -a-god-let-this-be-true, kind of true? Because I really don’t want to get my hopes up.