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Rested and ready?

Should I wear the gold watch?  Or will the silver look better with my tan, do you think?

25 Replies to “Rested and ready?”

  1. Sean M. says:
    September 30, 2004 at 11:21 pm

    Who does he think he is, Ted Danson?

  2. kelly says:
    September 30, 2004 at 11:26 pm

    Zelig.

  3. Silicon Valley Jim says:
    September 30, 2004 at 11:29 pm

    The junior Senator from Massachusetts reveals a little-known side effect of massive doses of Botox.

  4. Luciferous says:
    September 30, 2004 at 11:42 pm

    Opening new frontiers in pandering, Kerry shamelessly courts the burnt cookie vote.

  5. RockSore says:
    September 30, 2004 at 11:44 pm

    he looks so chocolatey. 

    i think there might be a cream filling!

  6. Mark says:
    September 30, 2004 at 11:50 pm

    Oh my God, you photoshopped him in blackface!  Willis and Atrios are going to have a cow.

  7. kelly says:
    September 30, 2004 at 11:52 pm

    Al Jolson?

  8. Daniel says:
    September 30, 2004 at 11:55 pm

    “Mamie, Mamie……”

  9. Jeff Goldstein says:
    September 30, 2004 at 11:57 pm

    Hey, I’m not the one doing the heavy tanning.

    And I don’t think it was orange he was going for…

  10. Rhesa says:
    October 1, 2004 at 12:31 am

    Too bad that picture can’t show the effects of a good pre-debate manicure…

  11. McGehee says:
    October 1, 2004 at 12:47 am

    “I was for using sunscreen before I was against it.”

  12. ter0 says:
    October 1, 2004 at 12:58 am

    Wait—does this mean that the Rev. Jesse Jackson is no longer the “chocolate chip” in the Kerry campaign’s vanilla shake?

    M-M-M-M chocolate chips

  13. zetetic says:
    October 1, 2004 at 1:23 am

    Senator Kerry desperately longs to be the second black President.

  14. dorkafork says:
    October 1, 2004 at 1:25 am

    Nightcrawler!  And he can instantly teleport from one position to another.

  15. G Hamid says:
    October 1, 2004 at 1:25 am

    Jeez, he can’t even decide what race he is.

  16. Daniel says:
    October 1, 2004 at 1:51 am

    “I was African-American before I was against it.”

  17. James Hilston says:
    October 1, 2004 at 6:16 am

    “Aucuns dégrèvements d’impôt pour les PDG d’usines de chocolat.”

    http://www.jameshilston.com

    Holla.

  18. Rod Howard says:
    October 1, 2004 at 7:05 am

    Ya’ll got some serious issues. Straight Up.

  19. cole says:
    October 1, 2004 at 11:55 am

    Clearly a blatant attempt to court the Syracuse University vote.

  20. cole says:
    October 1, 2004 at 12:02 pm

    me: Syracuse University … get it?

    you:

    me: Don’t you get it man?  SYRACUSE?

    you:

    me: The Orangemen??  Get it? Get it?

    you:

    me: God I hate explaining a joke.

  21. Slartibartfast says:
    October 1, 2004 at 1:12 pm

    Oh, please.  He was clearly sucking up to Glenn Reynolds.  Because, yanno, sucking up works sometimes.

  22. SarahW says:
    October 1, 2004 at 4:07 pm

    That takes speaking crisply to a new level.

  23. TINA says:
    October 4, 2004 at 12:23 pm

    tHIS IS SICK, THESE TERRIBLE JOKES ARE SICK, AND THE PEOPLE WHO POSTED THEM ARE SICK. REPUBLICANS ARE QUICK TO SAY RACE IS NOT IMPORTANT IN THE DEMOCRATIC PROCESS, BUT ARE ALWAYS THE FIRST TO MAKE IT A POINT. THIS IS TASTELESS AND RACIST!

  24. Jeff Goldstein says:
    October 4, 2004 at 2:26 pm

    Yes, Tina. It’s that racist tanning bed at it again.

    Stupid racist Banana Boat sun tan lotion.  Stupid racist sun.  Stupid racist tasteless melanin.  Stupid racist coconut oils.

  25. kelly says:
    October 5, 2004 at 3:41 am

    Stupid racist clinical tanning treatment gone horribly wrong.

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