11 Replies to “If Senator John Kerry’s Foreign Policy were a 70s Fantasy Rock Album, 1”

1. Scott P says:

   October 2, 2004 at 5:45 pm

   ’Fooling Yourself’ comes to mind…

2. Dawn W says:

   October 2, 2004 at 6:34 pm

   And I’m sure that more than one campaign staffer has wondered why the candidate had to be such an angry young man…

   Actually, why such an angry, vain, verbose, arrogant, self-asorbed, oddly colored man—age notwithstanding.

   But I bet John Edwards dug those pink lips at the debate.  Like bunny lips…I love it when he twitches his nose.

3. ter0 says:

   October 2, 2004 at 6:46 pm

   I was thinking along the lines of this album by Captain Beefheart: Trout Mask Replica. (The album graphics are timely as well.)

   Saying it’s brilliant don’t make it so.

4. Scott P says:

   October 2, 2004 at 7:02 pm

   Now that I think about, there are eerie parallels between John Edwards and Miss America:

   You were the apple of the public’s Michael Moore’s eye as you cut the ribbon at the local mall DNC
   
   A mirage for both you and us. How can it be real?
   
   We love your body in that photograph, your home state sure must be proud
   
   The queen of the United States, or have you lost your crown election?

   Well are you really who we think you are
   
   Or does your smile seem to wear you us down
   
   Is the girl nasty trial lawyer who you once were screaming suing to jump out
   
   And the dream that you must live – a disease for which there is no cure
   
   This roller coaster ride crazy campaign trail you’re on won’t stop to let you off (until Nov. 3, bitch)

   Well it’s true just take a look – the cover sometimes makes the book
   
   And the judges voters, do they ever ask to read between your lines
   
   In your cage at the human zoo, they (the bunnies!) all stop to look at you
   
   Next year, what will you do when you have been forgotten?

5. fat.elvis says:

   October 2, 2004 at 7:15 pm

   Classic.

   I’m going to post that on the music board I frequent. Sure to make my ABB music friends shit a brick.

6. fat.elvis says:

   October 2, 2004 at 7:16 pm

   Not that Styx alone doesn’t make them shit a brick.

7. Jeff Goldstein says:

   October 2, 2004 at 7:26 pm

   Go ahead and post it, sure. But can you please use the photo with my url on it.  I’ve updated it, so you can just grab the one that’s up there now.

8. fat.elvis says:

   October 2, 2004 at 8:29 pm

   Sure thing, thanks!

   It’s not a huge site, so you shouldn’t get an avalanche of idiotarians or anything.

9. Qur'an Pundit says:

   October 3, 2004 at 3:33 am

   Is it me, or does JFK’s face look like a chimp from the “Planet of the Apes” movies in this picture?

10. The Sanity Inspector says:

    October 3, 2004 at 3:38 am

    So is the Kerry campaign’s new traveling theme song going to be “Far Beyond These Castle Walls”?

11. Jen says:

    October 4, 2004 at 2:35 am

    A reference to my favorite Styx album and making fun of Kerry at the same time…

    I think I love you…and what am I so afraid of?

    *grin*

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