Deadbeat neighbor: “Finally the sun comes out, eh?”
Me: “Beg your pardon…?”
Deadbeat neighbor: “I say finally the sun’s out today.”
Me: “I don’t follow. I mean, the sun is out every day. Otherwise the earth would be an icy rock chip floating in the pitch black of space, and life as we know it couldn’t exist.”
Deadbeat neighbor: “Oh.”
Me: “Yeah.”
Deadbeat neighbor:
Me:
Deadbeat neighbor: “…So. Any big plans for today?”
Me: “No, not really. Thought I’d maybe lay out for a while, work on my tan. You…?”
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Very kind of you, thanks.
I only come here for the trenchant analysis of current events. Well, that and to be insult
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The Deadbeat neighbor is the Best! It always keeps me coming back for more. But, when are you gonna ask him over for a beer?
So, is the Deadbeat Neighbor an inanimate object?
I think D.N. is actually a garden gnome.
Or a little bronze dude with a lantern at the entrance to stately Goldstein Manor.
Heh, I think your neighbour must be this guy’s Idiot Roommate.
Easy on the tanning, there, Jeff.
Unless you happen to have a big debate coming up. If so, go for that deep, deep tan. You know the one that says, “regular outdoor kind of guy.”
Oh, and don’t forget the manicure.
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