8 Replies to “My tenth brief conversation with a McIntosh apple”

1. Beck says:

   October 3, 2004 at 11:16 pm

   I’m pretty sure that Steve of Hog on Ice swears by Granny Smith apples for apple pie.  And if there’s one thing I know for sure, it’s that Apple Pie isn’t exclusionary.

2. McGehee says:

   October 3, 2004 at 11:59 pm

   Mmmmmmmmmm, pie….

3. Daniel says:

   October 4, 2004 at 1:21 am

   A Granny Smith wouldn’t be a problem. But going as a Golden Delicious would certainly get the Asian community upset at you.

   And don’t even THINK about going as a Pink Lady. You don’t want ACT-UP or Queer Nation going after you, do you?

4. Nick Bourbaki says:

   October 4, 2004 at 1:27 am

   You should tell him about this great “caramel” costume you have that he can borrow.  Then, when he is blinded by the cloak of creamy goodness…you jam a stick up his ass and roll him in nuts.  Mmmmmmm…caramel apple….

5. Daniel says:

   October 4, 2004 at 1:54 am

   Going as a Rome apple will only get you in trouble with the Italian-American Defamation League.

   Perhaps a Vexar apple. That seems like a safe choice…….

6. Matt says:

   October 4, 2004 at 4:20 am

   You can be DAMN sure that Oliver will find it racist.

7. McGehee says:

   October 4, 2004 at 5:58 am

   Oliver could find racism in his own navel.

   Come to think of it, the only thing that suggests he’s not finding it in his own damn navel is, that’s not where he’s been pulling the findings out of…

8. McGehee says:

   October 5, 2004 at 12:31 pm

   But of course, that’s apples and oranges. (I can’t believe someone else didn’t already say this.)

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