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Now that you’re hob-nobbing with the Hollywood elite, you’re going to bang a whole new class of hippy chick.
Well, I pitched him a couple screenplay ideas. Namely, John Q and Falling Down. Borrowed them from the collective.
I think he might be in!
maybe he can help you with marketing the OutLaw ™ brand
I’ve had 2 Twitter responses from @gibsonthomas.
Question: Between Thomas Gibson and Alec Baldwin, from whom does getting a Tweet constitute the biggest coup? (Gibson is on the Left as well.)
Hmmm.
will the armadillo be in it?
Unless you’re a 13 year old girl Baldwin’s remarks are harmless.
Well Jeff, if anyone can out Denzel Denzel, or out Douglas Douglas, it’s Baldwin. So go for it. For the collective.
He does have authoritative hair.
With OWS all around and election season heating up time is ripe for a remake of “Joe“. Alec could be the title character.
That works. I just pitched him an idea I have about apes ruling the earth!
Alex, Alex … he’s the fat, loud Baldwin Brother™, right?
Alec B. wishes he had Shatner’s gravitas.
McGehee
I thought that was “gravitational mass” …
will the armadillo be in it?
He sounds slightly detained.
Uh oh, looks like Jack In The Box is ripping Jeff off too.
I always thought if you had as much money as him you would just sort of unavoidably age better
but no I guess not
he looks like a pervy bloated toad-man… kind of like leo dicaprio between shoots
it’s the exact same thing what happened to Al Gore
Stealing.
Henceforward, on those exceedingly rare occasions when I refer to him, he will be known as “Pervy bloated toad-man Alec Baldwin.”
Next time he is up for a drunken rant, tell him to stop by here. He will get plenty of interaction.
you make it sound so dirty
Alec and I have a mutual friend in the Hamptons. I’ve been tubing with him. We’ve had dinner. We’ve been to parties.
If Alec offers you a ride, decline. He’s got rage issues that manifest behind the wheel.
I wouldn’t take the subway sitting next to the psycho…
From Twitter, protein wisdom retweet.
“999 – Paul Ryan discusses Cainsian Economics “
If he does stop by here, he could win me over by using “Pervy bloated toad-man Alec Baldwin” as his PW screen name.
#OccupyCleveland just got raided and busted. Livestream video, hilarity ensuing.
Will Obama take credit for this coming removal? Probably not as this one of the “good” tyrants.
Haven’t seen him in awhile, but I used to run into Kim Bassiknger’s old man in the bars every now and then.
Had a very low opinion of Baldwin. Nothing specific, but was of the generalopinion that the average Athens barfly would be a better mate for his little darling.
Apropos of nothing… while out walking around I saw a large poster on the side of one of those bus-stop shelter thingies that the bums like to poop in.
Apparently, Hollywood has decided to make a sequel out of one of our beloved commentators, just in time for the holiday season.
And no, it’s not Dicentra 2: Electric Boogaloo… as far as I know that one’s still in pre-production, slated for a 2013 release.
Ooh, a big wet kiss. Smack!
Fuck you people. He was phenomenal in “Team America.”
I always thought if you had as much money as him you would just sort of unavoidably age better
Money can’t counter the affects of nightly excessive drinking. He has that look to me. Unhealthy bloat, poor color.
geoffb, that’s got to leave a mark.
Another record.
You are worthless, Alec Baldwin.
You are worthless Alec Baldwin…
So now you’re hob-nobbing with the goober smoochers eh?
Ok as long as you’re there might as well do a little psyops mission.
This is what ya do: Next time you get ol Alex’s attention ask him what he’s been up to (see if you can steer him to talk about the OWS NYC appearance).
When it comes up ask him: “Whats OWS?” (make sure he knows you’re sincere). Once he’s done talking down to you let him know you just got back from New York and didn’t notice anything out of the ordinary (and really; beatniks playing drums in NYC, what’s different about that? – sorry Abe;).
You trackin me Outlaw?
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How the hell can you be outlaw? You don’t even OWN a drum, let alone belong to a circle…!
Dead armadillos make fine percussion instruments.
Live ones, too… though the teeth and claws (and the running away) can all adversely affect your groove.
So you busted into the Hollywood crowd. Are they as nutty in person as they appear to be on their press releases??