To: CBS News
From: Protein Wisdom
Re: Dan Rather’s fate
I have this idea about a rubber chicken smoking a joint. Interested?
Sincerely,
protein wisdom
cc: monkey with hook; Casey Kasem
Humbly, 2
To: CBS News
From: Protein Wisdom
Re: Dan Rather’s fate
I have this idea about a rubber chicken smoking a joint. Interested?
Sincerely,
protein wisdom
cc: monkey with hook; Casey Kasem
CBS News President Andrew Heyward: “R. C., we want you to be the new face of CBS News!”
Rubber Chicken: “…”
Andrew Heyward: “It’s, uh, a pretty cushy gig, really. You’ve just got to show up for a couple hours a day. You pretty much just sit there.”
Rubber Chicken: “…”
Andrew Heyward: “Um, it’s a six-figure salary… all the perks… Viacom stock…”
Rubber Chicken: “…”
Andrew Heyward: “There is just one little thing. Er, we think it’ll really help our credibility if you wear a little, um, pimp outfit.”
Rubber Chicken: “Deal.”
I want my brain back, ChrisD.
Jeff, I’m pleased to see that the DVD arrived – reciprocal entertainment – I hope you enjoy it. Speaking of joints, I’m from the city that put the Durban in Durban Poison – greetings from afar.
Here you go, Jeff. Er, sorry about the stains.
Seventies’ era memos, to my limited recollection, did not include hyper-links. This should be pursued aggressively.
Buckhead
So why is Protein signing his blog posts with the pseudonym “Jeff Goldstein”?
Oh, and—uhhhh—in the “AlternaTees” ad, I think the one wearing the green tanktop must be what they call a “tranny.”