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What a difference a day makes

Reuters headline, September 16:  “Polls Show Nov. 2 Race Even as Bush Bounce Fades”

Gallup headline, September 17:  “Bush Bounce Keeps On Going: President leads Kerry by 13 points among likely voters; 8 points among registered voters”

Reached for comment, Senator Robert Byrd (D-WV) mused, “I can remember a time when the ladies kept parasols.  Our Toms would serve us mint juleps on the porch, and we would pass the lazy summer afternoons playing checkers, or whittling mouth organs out of apple wood.

“…But then, that wasn’t your question, was it…?”

3 Replies to “What a difference a day makes”

  1. Jeff, you really really wish you were southern, don’t you??

    well, I don’t blame you one bit. grin

  2. George says:

    When I hit the word “parasols,” a little of the soda I was drinking actually came out of my nose.

  3. I think we have all learned to not drink anything when reading Jeff.

    There is no telling how many keyboards he owes to people.

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