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If instead of a pampered heiress Teresa Heinz Kerry were a 40’ Amargasaurus

THK:  “Look at all the puny people, how they tremble before me in terror and awe!”*

*Also applies if instead of turning into a 40’ Amargasaurus Teresa Heinz Kerry remains a pampered heiress – ed.

2 Replies to “If instead of a pampered heiress Teresa Heinz Kerry were a 40’ Amargasaurus”

  1. Lorenzo says:
    September 18, 2004 at 5:27 pm

    While Teresa Heinz Kerry remains a pampered heiress

    THK:  “Jeffrey!  Take that thumb out of your mouth this instant!”

  2. SarahW says:
    September 18, 2004 at 5:58 pm

    I qiver before her elephant-like, five-toed feet.

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