[The following exchange took place over coffee and a caviar omelet at the Stuckey’s Restaurant, Asheville NC, Sept 10, 2004.]
me: integrity. Senator Edwards: bunnies.
me: honor. Senator Edwards: bunnies.
me: friendship. Senator Edwards: bunnies, fuzzy ducklings.
me: loyalty. Senator Edwards: bunnies.
me: WMDs. Senator Edwards: Bush lied.
me: compassion. Senator Edwards: bunnies.
me: strength. Senator Edwards: cornered bunnies protecting their young.
me: bunnies. Senator Edwards: who’s there.
me: OIL! Senator Edwards: bunnies car-sharing
via B3ta
This post is such an obvious rip-off of my John Edwards Hummel cartoon, it just makes me sick.
That’s not what Dr. Bouffard said…
awesome. we need to hear more from Peter Rabbit. catch up with him again soon! maybe start with some Rorschact (sp) fun?
Bunnies
You sure you weren’t talking to Jimmie Carter?
Not this time, Kathy. But when I did, it went like this:
me: bunnies. Carter: Fuck you. Just fuck you, y’hear?
Me: Vodka, neat. Edwards: One bunny, or two?
“cornered bunnies protecting their young.”
Which just proves that Edwards would make a better commander and chief than Kerry
Me: Syrian use of chemical weapons as an experiment in Sudan. Edwards: angry, dead bunnies.
No no no, Kathy K. Carter was involved with giant water rabbits, not bunnies.
Me: Truth. Edwards: bugs bunnies.