Demand 6: New alarm clocks should come equipped with a 2nd snooze button that wakes you up only when TV Land is running a “Night Court” marathon.
(Previous list of demands here.)
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update: Cuz it’s 1, 2, 3, what’re we fightin’ 4? Don’t matter I don’t give a damn, next stop is, like, some SoHo coffee shop. For biscotti!
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update: Demand 7: Cancel “Biggest Loser”. Which is nothing more than a subliminal ode to materialist excess. Plus, there’re fat people. Yuck.
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Two Demand 6s, Gracie?
Now that IS beyond the pale.
Perhaps you should lend your contribution to We Are The 99 Percent. People are hurting out there. For instance:
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and
Go ahead. Top that.
Where’s Bull?
(Whadda ya mean, I can’t take a dump in the MacDonald’s Corporate Greed Station?)
Harsanyi lists the OWS demands:
We’re already getting scattered reports of the brownshirt tactics of the NYPD busting the heads of these tender, yet messy and mouthy souls. I say turn the dogs and fire hoses on them and watch them scatter.
“It’s Selma all over again!” /JJackson
Highly esteem.
Sounds like an error in judgement, on a large scale.
Oh holy crap how’d this get here, and how long will it stay up?
That coffee shop better not charge for Wifi or I swear I’ll TAKE IT DOWN!
I’ve been in Wal-Marts on check Wednesday that have a better looking 99% than that damn website.
Someone sounds nostalgic.
VDH has an interesting piece out I’m sure few of the owies would appreciate.
I mean, I feel for some of these people. It’s hard, being the provider for yourself, and (where it applies) your dependents. I know. I have been there. I’ve had to sleep all bundled up because my heat got turned off for nonpayment, and then had to take a cold shower the next morning so I could be reasonably presentable for work. I’ve been foreclosed on. I’ve been really, really close to filing for bankruptcy.
What’s cop-outish, though, is blaming Wall Street because you racked up more than $50k in college debt getting a degree in art history, and now can’t figure out a way to pay it back.
Obama and his politics of hate cheapen America I think
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I’m surprised the right hasn’t parodied this a half million ways.
“I’m a fifty-something small business owner who’s worked since the age of 14 to pay for your goddamned narcissistic thievery and all I know is neither of us deserve anything, punk. I’m 1% and how about you go f-”
You get the idea.
“We are the 99%!!”
“Fifty bucks to the first one to cold-cock Mr. 99% here! Takers?”
(quick, nasty brawl)
“Here ya go, kid. Well done with the forearm smash, BTW…”
WE ARE THE 1%
The amount of venom people have for this woman who refuses to give LOVE AND CUDDLES to the 99% is amazing.
She’s not being any more smug than the other people who’ve posted saying “and I’m not struggling!”, she’s just not:
1. crediting all her success to luck.
2. claiming she’s part of the 99%.
3. wishing the movement well.
@7, Slartibartfast:
That’s still up because it feeds into MASSIVE (WHITE) GUILT ABOUT OUR COUNTRY.
Also people get to say things like this:
Emphasis mine.
Two Demand 6s, Gracie?
Now that IS beyond the pale.
Go easy on him Darleen, remember, he was an English major.
Well, when our wealth is “healthily” appropriated, I’m sure we’ll all be a lot more familar with starvation and famine.
So I guess he’s got a point.
I saw that one, too, Pelligri.
What we’re seeing, there, is mostly failure stories. It’s like having a real-life version of despair.com camp out in your cubicle. I already know how to fail; the key is to learn from your mistakes, and to not have the expectation that learning from your mistakes, in and of itself, is going to effect a sudden & drastic change in your circumstances.
Oh, and there’s this underlying hope that if they win, if they get what they’re asking for, their debts will be forgiven. Not all of them are doing that, but there’s a strong undercurrent of that.
Superman is not coming to save you, folks.
Buncha spoiled little shits what ain’t got no idea where their stuff comes from.
Biscotti is very easy to make.