Fresh off a week’s worth of faux outrage over Dick Cheney’s suggestion that a Kerry administration will make America more vulnerable to terrorist attacks (a suggestion he never made), the Kerry campaign today warned Americans that the reelection of George Bush will almost certainly lead to Armageddon.

Because they have no shame.  Whatsoever.  None.

random fabricated headline:  “Incredibly stupid people in all 50 states threaten to cast votes for John Kerry; sheer idiocy of doing such a stupid stupid stupid thing proving insufficient deterrent to masses of determined morons”