Who is your “unimpeachable source,” Dan? Out with it. Because it ain’t Burkett, that’s for sure.
C’mon. We’re waiting….
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update: visualize, my children.
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Oh, come on. There’s someone out there whose domineering spouse isn’t getting any younger and doesn’t want to compete in the primaries with an incumbent Democratic President. Who has tons of connections to the major media and to high-ranking Democrats. Whom Dan Rather would never burn in a hundred years even if it cost Rather his very soul. Who has been proven, quite literally, unimpeachable.
More hints available on request.
(Yes, I’m just kidding… OR AM I?)
There is a flaw in your logic. Clinton is impeachable. He was impeached. However, he was never removed, so perhaps he is irremovable.
Also, how do you know Rather has a soul? Have you seen it? Was it authenticated by a professional? And by professional, I don’t mean Marcel Matley.
> There is a flaw in your logic. Clinton is impeachable. He was impeached.
Then the suspicion moves to his spouse! No nation with a heart would put a family through that ordeal twice, right? At least that’s what she’s counting on…
> Also, how do you know Rather has a soul? Have you seen it? Was it authenticated by a professional?
I refer you to a column by Gary Aldrich on 9/17: “Internet bloggers pulled loose the rear flap of Dan Rather’s long johns, and what was revealed is as ugly as a sun-dried peach.”
*sigh* another disturbing visual. and this one doesn’t have the advantage of having Jeff in it.
Oh, and the “unimpeachable source” is Cleland. You heard it here first folks.
60 Minutes brought to you tonight by SPHINCTER “It only smells bad”
’Oh, and the “unimpeachable source†is Cleland.’
I think that you just questioned Cleland’s patriotism. You’re not allowed to do that. Noting his voting record, quoting things that he’s said, in fact, just about anything that isn’t effusive praise – all those are questioning Mad Max’s patriotism.
Because he served in Vietnam and you didn’t, you know.
There is only one unimpeachable source…
It was God.
Now why God would use Illustrator 6.66 and Adobe PDF and then fax the contents through an Abilene Kinko’s instead of, say, smiting rock tablets with fire at the top of a mountain is another story.
At least God can do superscripts right.
Let’s see … the word of the wife and son of Killian were rejected, so those most be impeachable sources, which would lead us to conclude that an unimpeachable source must be more trustworthy than the aforementioned wife and son. At present, the only admitted source for the forged memos is a fellow with some serious mental health problems and a longstanding grudge against George W. Bush. So … either there is another source, or by “unimpeachable” CBS means “not a Republican.” Unfortunately, I am not sure that I can rule out the later possibility …
DimPen,
(Huh, written like that your nom de net sounds like it could be the name of that VC teenager that Kerry wasted behind the hut to snag one of those medals he goes on about. I, of course, don’t really believe you are that kid. But it would be so cool if that guy turned up to be the source of these memos.)
Please don’t ban me, Jeff.
Good God.
This story becomes more incredible with each passing day.
> I, of course, don’t really believe you are that kid. But it would be so cool if that guy turned up to be the source of these memos.
Well, we can’t prove he didn’t have a typewriter capable of creating those memos, now can we? Just flesh out the story a little more and there will be some DemocraticUnderground groupies in your future!
Ah….sweet schadenfreude.
Jim R,
I prefer my schadenfreude straight up and icy cold. But I would entertain the notion as sweet nonetheless.
DimPen,
Yes, just flesh out the story enough to let DU choke on the bones. Now that’s some penumbra!!
This story is hotter than a Loredo parking lot at high noon, …
and I’m screwed like a ten dollar whore on nickel night.