16 Replies to “Life Imitates the Butthole Surfers”

1. newrouter says:

   September 26, 2011 at 4:02 pm

   Mr Murray said the two uniformed officers from Lancashire Constabulary arrived at lunchtime on Monday, the cafe’s busiest time of day. WPC June Dorrian, the community beat manager, told him there had been a complaint and he was breaching the Public Order Act 1986….

   [Mr Murray said.] ‘I said, “Are you really telling me that I am facing arrest for playing the Bible?” and the WPC fixed me with a stare and said, “If you broadcast material that causes offence under the Public Order Act then we will have to take matters further. You cannot break the law.” ’ …

   Murray said that he suspected the offending passage was from Romans 1:26–28, “God let them follow their own evil desires. Women no longer wanted to have sex in a natural way, and they did things with each other that were not natural. Men behaved in the same way. They stopped wanting to have sex with women and had strong desires for sex with other men. They did shameful things with each other, and what has happened to them is punishment for their foolish deeds.” The police, according to the Mail Online article, “said they had received a complaint on Saturday afternoon from a female customer who was ‘deeply offended’ by the words she had seen on the screen,” and “[a] spokesman said they were ‘duty bound’ to respond to the complaint and had concluded the cafe could be in breach of Section 29E of the Public Order Act, which warns that people who play images or sounds that stir up hatred against homosexuals could be guilty of an offence.”

   Link

2. Squid says:

   September 26, 2011 at 4:16 pm

   Guess I’ll be skipping dinner tonight…

3. bh says:

   September 26, 2011 at 4:33 pm

   That was a great album… and it gave us this video.

4. alppuccino says:

   September 26, 2011 at 4:43 pm

   Are you really naked if you have boots on and a bandana? Looks like a bunch of guys who like to show their wieners.

   I’ll scratch San Fran off of my travel list (if it ever makes the top 500)

5. happyfeet says:

   September 26, 2011 at 4:56 pm

   San Francisco always smells like pee

6. dicentra says:

   September 26, 2011 at 6:07 pm

   My sister and her friends often indulged an irrepressible urge to go naked in public, too. They’d strip off all their clothes and prance around in front of God and everyone.

   When they were three years old.

7. Darleen says:

   September 26, 2011 at 6:27 pm

   I’ll be you there is not one classical liberal among the bunch …

   This “look at my junk RIGHT NOW or you’re a prude!” crowd is part of the ideology that human beings are nothing more than animals.

   Animals don’t wear clothes, so why should anyone?

   And actual nudists DO carry towels … they are considerate of the real HUMAN body and that excretions happen.

8. pdbuttons says:

   September 26, 2011 at 6:36 pm

   always wear pants on all hallowed eve
   an officer told me that

9. LBascom says:

   September 26, 2011 at 6:37 pm

   I think it’s groovy SanFran decided to announce they’re a gay nudist colony. Out of the closet, so to speak.

   I’m interested to see what this will do to tourism. Maybe they’ll get the sex tourists bored with Bangkok.

   Will SanFran become the biggest military recruiting ground now, and if so, for the Navy or the Air Force?

   I’m expecting a new Army Proud© naked battalion. Let the fucking islamists take them on.

   I’d hate to be a girl living in San Fran though. Actually, I feel bad for anyone that has to be around that when they don’t want to. It’s very unattractive. All the attractive nude people are getting paid to take their cloths off…

10. pdbuttons says:

    September 26, 2011 at 6:43 pm

    who wears short shorts?
    we wear short shorts [saxaphone blast]

11. Swen says:

    September 26, 2011 at 8:41 pm

    Years ago I spent a couple of weeks living on a “european-style” beach. Hey! I sit here in front of my cabana and watch the beautiful people walk by all naked & such? Kool! … Or not. I actually gained a fine appreciation for the value of clothing and a bit of insight into human nature. Seems that nudity is like Spandex, it’s most popular among those who really shouldn’t.

12. zino3 says:

    September 27, 2011 at 12:08 am

    I guess I’m in trouble.

    I am ALWAYS naked when I am at home. Even my girlfriend has trouble believeing it.

    Clothes are for public display, and for lib-tards. lib-tards pretend that the more expensive the clothes, the cooler they are. I think ridiculously expensive clothes make them look like assholes. Why spend $400 on a pair of jeans when you can buy jeans for $8 at wal-mart?

    Guess I’m not too worried about random sex.

    Thank you.

13. serr8d says:

    September 27, 2011 at 7:57 am

    Choosing ‘Butthole Surfers’ to illuminate that linky?

    BRILLIANT!

14. serr8d says:

    September 27, 2011 at 7:58 am

    (although my Butthole Surfers tie-in allows one to keep down dinner… )

15. serr8d says:

    September 27, 2011 at 8:00 am

    (unless you’re ‘feets of course…. )

16. Squid says:

    September 27, 2011 at 9:23 am

    Clothes are for public display, and for lib-tards.

    Clothes are for not freezing to death in winter, and for not getting fried to a crisp in summer. They’re also for saving your friends and neighbors the sight of your hairy, pasty body all year ’round. At least if you’re me.

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