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Sorry, man. I’m with the denim on this one…
Dude, Bar and Jenna went from hot to not after last night. Two thumbs down.
Polaroid Picture:……everyone just take a few steps back ok, I develop just fine on my own…I don’t need any “shakin”….thanks a lot Jenna..now people think I’m a maraca for chrissakes…..
I am not sure I’d make the complete leap from ‘hot to not’, but I certainly felt a whole lot friggin OLDER after that. What is is with these Bush kids. I didn’t understand 1/2 of what the twins were saying. George P. talks along just fine and then starts talkin’ gibberish. I didn’t understand what the hell he was saying, but at least he had the excuse of speaking in Spanish. The girls just babbled the whole time.
Jeff,
I love this site dearly but quite frequently ask “Dude, what the fuck are you talking about?” with regard to this site…
Jeff, you checked out my blog, right? See what you can do with Garrison Keillor’s description of us. http://www.Rightwingsparkle.blogspot.com
come on! Pretty Please!
my take on the Bush girls too.
Get some new pants, Jeff. My Carhartts never talk back to me.
And Kathleen, shameless link whoring is frowned on at protein wisdom. Unless it’s done with extremely good taste, of course.
Kathleen—where’d you get that Keillor quote?
Jeff, got it here…http://www.airamericaradio.com/ No surprise huh? Scroll down to Bush’s pic on the right (of course!) where it says something about Lake Wobegone.
JOE! That wasn’t in good taste????
Jeff, I am new at this, bear with me. The entire babble from Keillor is here..http://www.inthesetimes.com/site/main/article_rss/were_not_in_lake_wobegon_anymore/
I just found the coolest link!! Its called Cold Fury!!
Can you feel the love?
Kathleen, honey, read a few more of Jeff’s posts (or my comments, for that matter) … now, don’t you think it’s pretty clear we have no idea what’s in good taste ?
OK, no one told me that you had to change settings for anyone to post on my blog. I changed that so I expect to see yall there! Where else can you find witches for Kerry?
Joe, you have a point.
Its ok though, I have enough taste for all of us.
http://www.Rightwingsparkle.blogspot.com
It’s important that links be to something Cool.
Well, that lets me out, because I’ve been singlehandedly making blogging uncool for the last 28 months.
<a href=http://attila.mu.nu>Oooh, oooh, read me. Read me!</a>
Okay, why didn’t that work?
Read me anyway!
Missing quotes. Plus, the link should have been to my blog.
I’ll look at yours if you look at mine…
http://www.Rightwingsparkle.blogspot.com