9 French government excuses for forging Niger yellow-cake documents

The US hyperpower needed to be taught a lesson, and France—well, France brings the lesson hammer!
Those were simply practice forgeries. Our real forgeries totally incriminate the Jews
That Italian boy “Giacomo” looked so cute in his leather pants that we just had to use him for something
We thought we were forging a dessert recipe. Honest.
You dare remake À bout de souffle with Richard-frickin’-Gere?
Two words: Louisiana Purchase
And this whole time you peasants thought we actually liked Jerry Lewis
Bread was never ever meant to come pre-sliced and wrapped in plastic
It just felt right

9 Replies to “9 French government excuses for forging Niger yellow-cake documents”

McGehee says:

September 7, 2004 at 5:29 pm

10. Are you questioning my <i>patriotisme?>/i>
BumperStickerist says:

September 7, 2004 at 6:25 pm

Veni, Vidi, Vichy
Sen. John Kerry (D - Paris) says:

September 7, 2004 at 9:49 pm

11. C’est le nuance!
Robin Roberts says:

September 8, 2004 at 3:17 am

You left off:

12. Niger? Niger? Damn, we French must have misread the note that Byrd’s hood wrote us …
Robin Roberts says:

September 9, 2004 at 4:55 am

…. sheesh, throw me a bone here. At least a chuckle. That comment was damn funny.
Jeff Goldstein says:

September 9, 2004 at 5:03 am

Quiz: Can ya’ name a country in Africa? Well, Can ya’?
Robin Roberts says:

September 9, 2004 at 4:18 pm

Uh … Gabon? I get lots of friendly email from there. And I bet John Kerry likes it since they speak French.
Jeff Goldstein says:

September 9, 2004 at 4:21 pm

Oh, I’m sorry. The answer we were looking for was “Kenya” [Can ya’?].

(My favorite joke from middle school. Because I was odd even then.)
Robin Roberts says:

September 10, 2004 at 1:06 am

Ah, damn. *smack* I fell for that one again?

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