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My third brief conversation with Senator Robert Byrd’s (D-WV) Grand Kleagle hood

Buttered grits with a little salt and pepper.  Ain't nothing tastier.  'Cept maybe fried okra.  But only if the batter's made by a negra woman.

me: “You know racism when you see it, right?  Did you hear anything particularly racist in Zell Miller’s convention speech…?”

hood:

me: “Besides the obvious racism inherent in a southern drawl, I mean…?”

hood:

me: “…Because I sure as hell didn’t.”

hood:

me: “…Didn’t find the speech all that frightening, either.”

hood:

me: “But then, I’ve never been one to fear a 70-something-year-old man—especially one armed with nothing but an off-the-rack suit and a pile of written grievances.”

hood:

me:

hood:

me: “Okay, well maybe Jimmy Carter…”

hood: “I’m with you there, brother.  That ol’ boy says things that could turn a Negro breadpudding white.”

6 Replies to “My third brief conversation with Senator Robert Byrd’s (D-WV) Grand Kleagle hood”

  1. Scott P says:

    Ya gotta wonder what the Hood thinks of Habitat for Humanity.  I mean, they’re buildin’ houses for some coloreds, for cryin’ out loud.

  2. Jeff Goldstein says:

    I’ll ask him next time I see him.

  3. Layne’s piece was either a parody, or he’s stumbled on a hidden cache of angel dust.

  4. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Reno showgirls happened to him.  They’ll steal your soul and replace it with tassles and a tube of anti-cellulite cream. 

    From what I hear.

  5. Chrees says:

    In the usual tradition of making a futile and stupid gesture, I sent my Ken Layne CDs back to Scrub Jay Records. I have no desire to listen to them anymore.

    I from the South, too, and I saw people like Layne while I was growing up. It’s one of the reasons I left it.

  6. They’ll steal your soul and replace it with tassles and a tube of anti-cellulite cream.

    I can’t say I’d notice the difference.  Sneaky bitches.

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