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Scenes from my driveway, continued x 32

Deadbeat neighbor: “…I’m not a racist, you know.”

Me: “I know.”

Deadbeat neighbor: “Because you called me a racist the other day…”

Me: “I know, I remember.”

Deadbeat neighbor: “Well, I’m not one…”

Me: “I know.”

Deadbeat neighbor: “Okay, good.  As long as we have that straight…”

Me:

Deadbeat neighbor:

Me:

Deadbeat neighbor: “…So, that Halle Berry sure is one fly momma, ain’t she –?”

Me: “– Okay, let’s just move on, shall we…?”

5 Replies to “Scenes from my driveway, continued x 32”

  1. Scott P says:

    Care to share the link that inspired that post?

  2. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Deadbeat neighbor said it.  I plead ignorance.

  3. Scott P says:

    Well, he’s got good taste in the ladies.  Little freaky, though.

    Mr. Frost said it best, I guess…

  4. Shelby says:

    I’m guessing Scott’s refering to “Death of the Hired Man”.

  5. Scott P says:

    Nice one, Shelby.  Death of the Hired Man, Mending Wall, the real answer lies in a somewhat tortured Colorado mind…

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