That one dolphin in the navy blue pea coat is up to no good, mark my words. And that’s no umbrella he’s carrying, either.
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Of course, that one dolphin looks just like George C. Scott, so, y’know, take that into consideration before loading up the survival gear and heading up into the mountains.
A very bad cess on you, young man, for answering your own comment to yourself. That’s not
but here in my Webster’s dictionary I see no entry for the word ‘cess’
so you are OK.
OK, I’m a bottle of good Australian and several pre-dinner snifters down, and now I have to admit that I’m a bit freaked out by that whole exchange.
Great! Now I’ve got a high pitched voice inside my brain saying: “Pha love Bee”. Thank you very much, Mr. Goldstein!
You should have taken the blue pill.
Two words: soup.
I am the walrus.
You gonna bogart all the pills or what?
Pha so horny. Pha love you long time.
Be very careful, Jeff. I’ve seen this before – those Navy-trained dolphins accompanied me on my clandestine CIA missions to Cambodia.
And you’re right, that’s no umbrella. It’s a highly versatile, collapsible hat (designed by Dennis Kucinich) to deflect alien mind control rays. I have one here in the secret compartment of my briefcase.
Hunh. I thought it was a loaf of French bread.
It’s called a bagget you uncultured American swine.
Sincerely,
Michael Moore.
Uh, Michael (channeled through Dario) that would be baguette you uncultured un-American swine (mmm, swine), which we can slice thinly and schmear tuna-safe dolphin pate onto, that is if we can wrest the baguettes from them.
Bad cess is Irish for a plague on yous