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LMAO. Hmmm, gourds, huh?
I won’t even tell you what she tried to do with the corn on the cob…
Maybe fair Jessica can team up with Karen Finley on stage… much hilarity ensues as vegetables disappear before your very eyes. Controversy follows as the NEA refuses to fund their act, sparking accusations of censorship.
Sort of a Sigfreid and Roy for generation skank…
Obviously those gourds are organic…
Scott, did you mean orgasmic?
“Mine’s bigger.” —Eric Stratton
We can only speculate, Jim.
Though I doubt that’s been a criteria for her, considering what’s been in there to date…
I will never be able to purchase another butternut squash again for fear of its possible carnal knowledge of skanky foggy bottoms…
Damn you! Time to take up Atkins, I reckon.
Follow the gourd!!!!!!!!!!
Uh, that’s a tough act to follow, Matt.
Do not tempt me, shallow one…
Jeff, I heard Jessica is doing interviews to promote her book…
How ‘bout it?
Maybe—though I’d probably only interview parts of her…
I got the impression that she considered herself more than just another pretty, shallow asshole, Jeff. She’s probably not gonna sit still for that interview, which could lead to fisticuffs.
Good luck with that. Get shots first.