That dolphin in the navy blue pea coat I warned you about? Turns out he was just looking for a cup of seawater and a pound of diced squid—which I happily traded to him for a couple of fat joints rolled in dried kelp.
Oh. And it was an umbrella he was carrying. But you can hardly blame me for doubting that a dolphin would bother toting around an umbrella.
I mean, it’s a dolphin, after all. You’d think getting a little wet wouldn’t faze him.
Oh, now I get it. I thought you meant he had it as sunshade, which, maybe he did.
In any case, don’t try to change the subject – is a kelp roll really smoother than a paper smoke ?
It tastes like chicken. Of the sea.
Thanks. I’m here all week.
Physically there, yes. Mentally – not so sure after today’s posts…
Although, the gourd in my ass thinks you are hilarious.
Actually, dolphins are very vulnerable to sunburns. Really.
That’s a pity, because those “waterproof” sunscreens aren’t really waterproof.