— a claim made by, wait for it: The White House’s Council of Economic Advisers.
Question: how many Obama Administration officials can squeeze themselves simultaneously into a VW Beetle? And, once they got out, would they be able to provide us with an accurate accounting of the feat? — or would they wait to see if anyone was watching, and then just make some shit up to fit the political context…?
This administration is surreal. The disconnect is astounding. Even we even had a halfway-decent MBM they would be tearing Obama apart.
Instead, bunnies!
hey no fair using math
The good news is that Obama will only need another $2.78 trillion to get another ten million employed. So there’s that.
You know, I think it’s time to dismiss the Obama White House, or for that matter, the entire Obama administration, like so: You are dismissed. You are free to go home without pay. You are fired, for cause, for incompetence at your jobs. Begone. We can no longer suffer you or your ministrations to our people and our economy. Get lost, motherfuckers.
“It is high time for me to put an end to your sitting in this place, which you have dishonored by your contempt of all virtue, and defiled by your practice of every vice; ye are a factious crew, and enemies to all good government; ye are a pack of mercenary wretches, and would like Esau sell your country for a mess of pottage, and like Judas betray your God for a few pieces of money.
Is there a single virtue now remaining amongst you? Is there one vice you do not possess? Ye have no more religion than my horse; gold is your God; which of you have not barter’d your conscience for bribes? Is there a man amongst you that has the least care for the good of the Commonwealth?
Ye sordid prostitutes have you not defil’d this sacred place, and turn’d the Lord’s temple into a den of thieves, by your immoral principles and wicked practices? Ye are grown intolerably odious to the whole nation; you were deputed here by the people to get grievances redress’d, are yourselves gone! So! Take away that shining bauble there, and lock up the doors. In the name of God, go!”
— O. Cromwell, UK Tea Party Candidate
The answer is they really do not know, and they have reached the point that they know they don’t know, that they know they’ll never know, and they’re about to give up even making a random gesture at knowing.
If I wasn’t sitting in this particular handbasket with them I’d think it was really funny.
But $278,000 per doesn’t factor in the cost of gravel and cinder blocks. Or the medical jobs created by fucking future generations in the ass with with a cactus.
cinder blocks are awesome I lost all mine in the move
You were using cinder blocks to support shelves or something?
Completely OT: this is probably the best little bit of music writing I’ve come across in a long, long time.
my turtles like to hide in them plus also they come in handy for smashing windshields
got jesus on mah neckuhlace! she’s almost as awesome as cinder blocks!
Mr bh is admiring some music criticisms what mock the musics what owners of turtles sway to while downing small cups of cake. I say sue.
here is some musics Mr. Froman plus also here is another one of those kooky German bands what think they’re American plus here is some funky funky whatnot
why isn’t funky funky whatnot being considered for joey hairplugs’ gig?
Figures that the good one would have 4,000 page views while the others are over a million. Your taste is very much America, hf. But I shall acquaint you with a band what hails from Austin of the Texas.
I like that site bh. Thanks for linking it.
OT: So apparently some woman in Florida was found innocent of murdering her kid… can anyone give me a quick thumbnail of why this is news and why I should care?
Or is this just one of those faddish stories that inexplicably grabbed the attention of the people who decide elections; sort of like “pretty girl goes missing in Aruba” or whatever the hell’s happening on American Idol at any given moment?
“So apparently some woman in Florida was found innocent of murdering her kid… can anyone give me a quick thumbnail of why this is news and why I should care?”
bread circuses ?
the black angels are ok they sound like they’re in a sad place though like they’s all ate up with the melancholy cause of they listened to the Doors too much when they were little
furthermore I suspect that at least one and possibly several of these black angels smoke marijuana
“possibly several of these black angels smoke marijuana”
racist
Oh well. So much for appeals to your inner Austintonianite, hf. I’m only here to help, but this sounds kinda cheery and this sounds kinda bouncy and this sounds like a swarthy foreigner what’s foreign, for the seducings of the ladyfolk what like swarthy foreigners.
Answer: A lot of them would squeeze in, but they would not be able to get out. They would just drive around in circles, entangled in the Beetle, blaming each other for not having the solution. Eventually they would issue a press release saying that they meant to do this, they are now the Traveling Obama Ministry, and that it is historic.