21 Replies to “a haiku that, for no reason whatever, imagines Barack Obama as an unusually — but delightfully — candid Bermuda / Devil's Triangle”

1. Jeff G. says:

   June 30, 2011 at 1:19 pm

   Sometimes, you write them just for you.

2. steph says:

   June 30, 2011 at 1:19 pm

   The Clown is in town
   Motorcade at rush hour.
   Wanted: Corp’rate Jet!

3. Abe Froman says:

   June 30, 2011 at 1:21 pm

   I’d always sort of pictured him as an oval-shaped porcelain object which receives and disperses excrement, but yours is more elegant.

4. TaiChiWawa says:

   June 30, 2011 at 1:22 pm

   Pellucid and polluted. Nuance.

5. Squid says:

   June 30, 2011 at 1:30 pm

   Like the ocean deep,
   Em Ess En Bee See yawns wide
   And swallows seamen.

6. proudvastrightwingconspirator says:

   June 30, 2011 at 1:38 pm

   honest Hope and Change
   comes not from a “messiah”
   it comes from within

7. motionview says:

   June 30, 2011 at 1:48 pm

   I think that I shall never see a poem lovely as a tree CO2 sink.

8. Jim in KC says:

   June 30, 2011 at 1:49 pm

   yes i am a dick
   leadership? not my thing. Fore!
   where is the beer cart?

9. happyfeet says:

   June 30, 2011 at 1:49 pm

   colbert has won his pac

   By a 5-1 vote, the commission granted Colbert a limited press exemption. Viacom may provide undisclosed resources to aid the PAC in creating ads that air on “The Colbert Report.” But, the commission declared that the PAC must disclose the value of Viacom resources used to create ads that air on other networks, and to maintain the PAC’s paperwork.

10. JD says:

    June 30, 2011 at 1:58 pm

    Barcky is a dick. I suspend myself.

11. mojo says:

    June 30, 2011 at 2:01 pm

    Some of my helpers
    Want me to engage Congress;
    Hey, I’m golfing here!

12. Lost My Cookies says:

    June 30, 2011 at 2:04 pm

    When does Hawaii
    Sound as fine as Oprah do?
    When he has to work.

13. dicentra says:

    June 30, 2011 at 2:33 pm

    Barcky is a dick. I suspend myself.

    From the ceiling?

    In a bouncy chair like little kids have?

    Sounds fun!

14. Jim in KC says:

    June 30, 2011 at 2:38 pm

    oh yummy waffle
    math is not my friend, but still
    air force one is cool

15. thegreatsatan says:

    June 30, 2011 at 2:44 pm

    Working title “Presidenting is hard”

    punt on the budget
    retreat from afghanistan
    is it tee time yet?

16. motionview says:

    June 30, 2011 at 2:57 pm

    thegreatsatan – love your girlfriend.

    and it’s always tee time somewhere.

17. Carin says:

    June 30, 2011 at 4:49 pm

    Those Coporate jets
    Millionaires and Billionaires
    Barack 2012!

    -donate NOW

18. Mueller says:

    June 30, 2011 at 7:46 pm

    Old habits die hard
    Unlike your jewish girlfriend
    I swallow seamen

19. pdbuttons says:

    June 30, 2011 at 8:31 pm

    row,row,row your boat
    \the magilla gorilla
    flotilla shore leave

20. ujee0Oot says:

    June 30, 2011 at 8:54 pm

    Not to go off topic or anything, but ….

    Am I the only one to notice that all this talk about CO2 is …

    How to put this?

    They have always wanted to tax oxygen.
    It’s the ultimate tax, water and oxygen.

    But you can’t tax oxygen, people will object.

    Here’s a little diagram:

    oxygen —–> something, maybe you breathing ——-> CO2

    See, they are calling it a CO2 tax.
    Cap and trade, whatever.
    But that’s just the downline product of taking in oxygen.

    They’ve come for our oxygen.

21. Jack Jade, P.D. says:

    July 1, 2011 at 6:58 am

    Barack Obama?
    He’s your tri-cornered ass-hat.
    Me? I’m Jade. Jack Jade.

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