Deadbeat neighbor: “Where have you been the last few days?”
Me: “Boston. At the convention.”
Deadbeat neighbor: “What, like a comic book convention or something?”
Me: “More or less, yeah.”
DemCon04 – rolling the 20-sided die and rolling a straight 0, which will hit anything not wearing +2 Armor of Bake Sales!
Keeping the +4 Vorpal Stryker of Righteousness sheathed until such time as Islamic Illithids come to suck our brains out!
A Bag of Holding to contain all the gp we’ll have by increasing taxes!
Getting a +2 to our Charisma by wearing the Enchanted Seethru Top of Cannes!
Our familiar is a hamster, and Dubya smells of elderberries.
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DemCon04 – rolling the 20-sided die and rolling a straight 0, which will hit anything not wearing +2 Armor of Bake Sales!
Keeping the +4 Vorpal Stryker of Righteousness sheathed until such time as Islamic Illithids come to suck our brains out!
A Bag of Holding to contain all the gp we’ll have by increasing taxes!
Getting a +2 to our Charisma by wearing the Enchanted Seethru Top of Cannes!
Our familiar is a hamster, and Dubya smells of elderberries.