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Scenes from my driveway, continued x 30

Deadbeat neighbor: “Where have you been the last few days?”

Me: “Boston. At the convention.”

Deadbeat neighbor: “What, like a comic book convention or something?”

Me: “More or less, yeah.”

One Reply to “Scenes from my driveway, continued x 30”

  1. Steve in Houston says:

    DemCon04 – rolling the 20-sided die and rolling a straight 0, which will hit anything not wearing +2 Armor of Bake Sales!

    Keeping the +4 Vorpal Stryker of Righteousness sheathed until such time as Islamic Illithids come to suck our brains out!

    A Bag of Holding to contain all the gp we’ll have by increasing taxes!

    Getting a +2 to our Charisma by wearing the Enchanted Seethru Top of Cannes!

    Our familiar is a hamster, and Dubya smells of elderberries.

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