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Smell the glove!

27 Replies to “Fart money”

  1. dicentra says:

    Department of Agriculture (USDA) announced that it has awarded $17.4 million for pilot projects that will begin exploring how to establish a market for greenhouse gas (GHG) credits,

    They’re going to regulate water vapor?

    The bastages!

  2. cranky-d says:

    So we’re going to prop up the carbon credit market as well. That will work wonders for our economy.

  3. LBascom says:

    Related. The political establishment are Mosquitoes.

    Dr. Anandasankar Ray, a UC Riverside professor who took part in the research, says they found that our very breath is what triggers the little bloodsuckers to seek out their prey.

  4. zino3 says:

    We are WATF (Well And Truly Fucked, for those, who like I, don’t understand most of the abbreviations that the “cooler people” on the web have to offer).

    Obama, in my mind, has gone from a misguided moron (my bad, by the way. It was just beyond conception that our President would turn out to be the anti-Christ), to a man that knows exactly what he is doing, and his electronic dog collar is monitored by the people that pushed this evil little piece of shit into the White House. If he so much as twitches, he and his family are gone. There is no other explanation for a man who ignores the constitution, the congress, and the courts, and wants to replicate fascism on a world scale.

    Evil is evil. See Ann Barnhart.

  5. dicentra says:

    our very breath is what triggers the little bloodsuckers to seek out their prey.

    Yup. Skeeters home in on our CO2 emissions, not our heat signature or scent.

    Insidious.

  6. cranky-d says:

    Skeeters love me, so I must be producing more CO2 than the rest of you.

    Kill me to save the planet!

  7. Bob Reed says:

    I wonder who’s pockets are getting lined by this grant? Or is this just the precursor to the usual “third way” of accomplishing the cap-n-trade swindle.

  8. motionview says:

    Have I mentioned my Algore theory? That having to make the announcement that Bush won the election pushed him over the edge into madness, and he thinks that Mother Gaia took the presidency from him to save him for a greater task – saving the planet? And that we have been feeding his delusions of grandeur by awarding him Oscars, Nobel prizes, billions of dollars? That Tipper figured out how crazy he was and left? No? Oh well, maybe another time.

  9. LBascom says:

    “Skeeters love me”

    maybe less beans in your diet…?

  10. If you’re having a bbq throw a chunk of dry ice in the yard, about 50 ft away from the table. You’ll notice significantly fewer hippies in your personal space, as they will all be standing around staring at the pretty shapes the clouds of gas make… And getting eaten by skeeters.

  11. Caecus Caesar says:

    We’re reminded of the wind behind us.

  12. Caecus Caesar says:

    *sniff… sniff*

    Make no mistake; Gardenias.

  13. Caecus Caesar says:

    A Divine Wind, so to speak.

  14. Caecus Caesar says:

    So, Chrysanthemums, then.

  15. Caecus Caesar says:

    And by Gardenias I mean Chrysanthemums.

  16. LBascom says:

    Speaking of farts…

    Jeff Bridges: I Have ‘A Lot Of Faith’ in Obama

    “Yeah, I do, that must be the toughest job in the world and I think he’s doing as best he can and I have a lot of faith in him and it’s wonderful that he set that goal for us – to end childhood hunger by 2015,” […]

    Given that a record number people in America – 14 percent – currently rely on the federal government’s food stamp program, Bridges was asked whether or not he thinks the Obama administration has pursued the proper policies.

    “It’s a political scene. I think he did such a great job just initiating this idea of ending childhood hunger by 2015 and I’m going with that. I can’t put myself in his position. I don’t know of all the things he’s dealing with,” Bridges responded.

  17. LBascom says:

    Oh, link

  18. Spiny Norman says:

    Great. Another Hollywood celebrity I thought was cool scratched off the list.

  19. newrouter says:

    i think the term “hollywood stupid” should be widely used.

  20. Spiny Norman says:

    At least John Malkovich is still Outlaw Party material, if being pals with Tim Blair is any measure.

  21. geoffb says:

    As in, “He’s not just stupid, he’s Hollywood Stupid” eh?

  22. newrouter says:

    joy behar: she’s hollywood stupid

  23. newrouter says:

    tony weiner: now that’s hollywood stupid.

  24. The Dude appalls.

  25. B. Moe says:

    The great job was just initiating the idea of ending childhood hunger, see, because nobody had ever thought of that before.

    How can you be that fucking stupid?

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