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BREAKING: "Matt Damon stands by Weiner"

Breaking Back: Who the fuck cares?

No, really, that wasn’t even a rhetorical question this time. Who the fuck actually cares? And shouldn’t we be allowed to hunt them for sport — humanely — so that they don’t become overpopulated and helpless and wind up confusedly bumping into display cases and shelving in supermarkets?

29 Replies to “BREAKING: "Matt Damon stands by Weiner"”

  1. mojo says:

    “MATT DAMON!!”

  2. Bob Reed says:

    Indeed, who cares what Matt Damon thinks…about anything? He thinks he’s brilliant because he played a schmott guy in goodwill hunting. And really, what does he admire about Weiner; his ability to lie with a straight face and maintained eye contact?

    Who cares what he thinks. Or for that matter, what Alec Baldwin, who’s considering running for NYC mayor by the way, Tim Robbins, Susan Saradon, that asswipe Ashton Kutcher, or any of the other vapid Hollywood “statement” progressives think at any given moment? That is, if they actually do

    Really, now not only do people’s sheepskins and credentials mean they’re our betters, but evidently their ability to emote on command as well.

    I guess it’s because they’d be able to lie more convincingly or some specious reasoning like that.

  3. eleven says:

    Personally I just won’t feel complete until I know where Sean Penn stands on this issue.

    O/T – People with tiny little necks freak me out.

  4. geoffb says:

    Opportunity knocks, you could be the next progressive hero like Matt Damon or Mandy Marcotte.

  5. Are you calling Ben Affleck a dick?

  6. eleven says:

    re Opportuunity Kocks:

    “Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, and Sarah Palin drive our national narratives.”

    We’ve only got every network and cable news outlet but 1. We need your help!!

    “fiercely intelligent”?….my they do fancy themselves don’t they.

  7. LBascom says:

    “Look, I really support his politics …Anybody who fights for the working class and the middle class, I’ll help in any way I can,” continued Damon.

    Umm, Matt? Buddy?

    I’m a middle class working man, and the Weiner doesn’t represent anything I stand for.

    You got a newly married man sending crotch shots to various hotties online, and one becomes public. Said man falsely denies the picture originated from him, And, implicates some mysterious hacker. He gets busted, and admits it’s all lies, he has indeed been inappropriately sending junk to many young women, but so what? All the lies, false witness, and inappropriateness doesn’t mean he shouldn’t still represent the people, he claims.

    Weiner is an amoral man, with politics that only hinder this middle class mans chance of becoming successful himself. He gives lip service to “fights for the working class and the middle class” (hint*they’re the same), but doesn’t really even understand the American middle class. We like millionaires. Dream of being one someday. Glad to be working for one til then. Hope they do well so the bonus checks are fat and the Christmas party a ripper.

    Weiner boy policies don’t increase my, as a member of the middle class, opportunity for wealth, because by them success is punished. Dumbstick sees the middle class as slaves to capitalism, and seeks to help it by changing the control over working people to government. Nah-uh, We’re an exceptional nation, and want neither class nor king.

    So Matt, don’t try and help no more. I don’t need you helping me from above. Don’t want it either. Give me free enterprise, constitutionally sound local governance, and leave me alone.

    No, really, Be yourself. Go back to mocking stupid Christians and pretending to be a cowboy.

  8. That’s not all Matt Damon does with Weiner

  9. Carin says:

    Matt Damon thought “A People’s History” was mind blowing. So, fuck him.

  10. serr8d says:

    I’m with Carin. As long as it’s with swordfishs.

    These fucking actors and singers should STFU and perform, and nothing more. There’s a couple otherwise decent movies that just became unwatchable.

  11. A fine scotch says:

    Is the headline of this post one of Drew Carey’s “My dick’s sooooo big…” jokes?

  12. Joe says:

    Q. Who the fuck cares?

    A. Matt Damon. That’s who. He cares. Matt Damon likes Weiner. Any surprise about that?

  13. Joe says:

    http://hotair.com/archives/2011/06/08/final-weiner-pic-leaks-onto-the-internet/

    I guess it was a matter of time. Didn’t think it would be a day.

  14. “Well, ladies and gentlemen, that was almost bound to happen. But isn’t it fascinating to think that probably the only laugh that man will ever get in his life is by stripping off and showing his shortcomings?” — David Niven in another context, but it does seem appropriate here.

  15. Joe says:

    Well we can be pretty sure that cell phone picture is not the body of Osama bin Laden. Because the head only has one hole.

  16. guinsPen says:

    mind blowing

    Illustrating just how much juice it takes to pop a two amp breaker.

  17. Joe says:

    Huma is pregnant.

    This is not funny.

  18. Joe says:

    Quote of the Day:

    “The pregnancy changes everything. Weiner could depict fighting as political courage, but dragging a pregnant wife deeper in this muck?”

    Joaney Baloney http://twitter.com/#!/joanwalsh/status/78575245191168002

    Oh well, at least Weiner still has Damon.

  19. Crawford says:

    “Well, ladies and gentlemen, that was almost bound to happen. But isn’t it fascinating to think that probably the only laugh that man will ever get in his life is by stripping off and showing his shortcomings?” — David Niven in another context, but it does seem appropriate here.

    “Wait, I think I found one… oh, nevermind, not a bullet hole.” — David Niven

  20. geoffb says:

    “I shoulda used Twitter.”

    One of a series of Chicago mug shots at a link at the link.

  21. B. Moe says:

    Huma is pregnant.

    This is not funny.

    I think it is fucking hilarious. The only thing funnier is if Weiner isn’t the father.

    I don’t feel sorry for Huma. At all. She is an incredibly well connected Washington insider, she knew exactly what she was doing.

  22. proudvastrightwingconspirator says:

    Have Huma and Hillary picked out names yet?

  23. Slartibartfast says:

    I personally do not give a flying fuck if actors-n-actresses turn out to be utter morons. I mean, who seriously expects them go be rocket scientists?

    Matt Damon played Good Will Hunting, but that doesn’t make him a genius. I don’t assume that Ian McKellen is all that with sword & staff in real life; why should actors be anywhere near as smart as who they play. And if they don’t have the good judgement to keep their half-assed opinions to themselves, why do you expect them to have thought things through before yammering? And the other way around, of course.

    James Woods, though, is supposed to be pretty smart off-screen.

  24. Perhaps we have found the rough beast slouching towards Beth…

  25. Drumwaster says:

    I have more respect for Bradley Whitford, who (upon being asked about the political scandal du jour during his tenure on “The West Wing”) replied, “Why would you ask me? I’m an actor. We’re just two steps up from a dancing monkey…”

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