17 Replies to “Dance for us monkey!”

1. Tman says:

   August 6, 2004 at 5:31 pm

   Admit it. You just don’t like diversity.

   Or guns. Or brown monkees.

   And by the way- BushHitlerCheneyHaliburtonAbuGharibSatan .

   Just though I’d mention that.

2. mark says:

   August 6, 2004 at 5:57 pm

   Does this mean we cannot watch the SNL Mike Myers “Sprocket” skits anymore?

   That would be a shame, because I love it when he asks if we would like to touch his monkey.  I’m so racist.

   And let’s not even mention the monkey bars on playgrounds.  Do not even go there!

3. Bill in CO says:

   August 6, 2004 at 6:01 pm

   I hated the Monkees.  Michael Nesmith especially creeped me out as a kid.

   “Pleasant Valley Sunday” was the only song of theirs I could stomach.  If that makes me a racist, so be it.

4. Paul Zrimsek says:

   August 6, 2004 at 6:34 pm

   You know, it’s funny: I’m just as busy singing as the Monkees, yet it’s never hindered me in the slightest from putting anybody down.

   Shut up, creepy Greens,
   
   Oh what can it mean
   
   to a Mike Moore believer
   
   and a voter for Dean?

5. Tongue Boy says:

   August 6, 2004 at 7:15 pm

   Paul: Nice – nice – very nice

   I think the current contretemps will force the Moonbat Brigade to cease using the following words in any discourse:

   Chimp
   
   Chimpy
   
   McChimp
   
   Chimpster
   
   Chimp-in-Chief
   
   Smirky McChimpster
   
   Chimpy McSmirkster

   Yeah, right…

   BTW, am I missing any henceforth prohibited appelations for President Bush?

6. Scott P says:

   August 6, 2004 at 7:36 pm

   What about Chunky Monkey ice cream?  Do I have to burn my Peter Gabriel CDs?

   This nuevo P.C. (Primate Correctness) sensitivity bullsh*t baffles me.  Is there a pamphlet/booklet/PDF out there that would help me lead a better/more passive/mindless life?

7. Christopher Cross says:

   August 6, 2004 at 7:36 pm

   Sir Chimpyton McDeath is still open right?

8. Tongue Boy says:

   August 6, 2004 at 7:57 pm

   ’Fraid not, Christopher Cross. Chimpyton uses the word-which-shall-not-be-spoken as its root (?long time since grammar class?). Please accept this Hanes Tagless white t-Shirt (XL) as your parting gift.

   Wait, wait, I’ve also got a black t-shirt, too, if you want it.

   [mutters quietly: “Won’t get me for being a racist, by gum…”]

9. Joe says:

   August 6, 2004 at 8:13 pm

   It is so like you right-wing Nazi types to completely ignore the fact that chimpanzees are not monkeys. You just lump all the hairy brown primates together, don’t you, you intolerent racist bastards ? Well, chimpanzees are people too, you know. They have feelings, and stuff.

   Bigots.

10. Scott P says:

    August 6, 2004 at 8:27 pm

    Lancelot Link.  Racist?

11. SpoogeDemon says:

    August 6, 2004 at 8:52 pm

    Tongue Boy,

    Don’t forget the rarely seen but oh-so-witty:
    
    Chimpya

12. Beck says:

    August 6, 2004 at 9:24 pm

    In related news, Bush will have to stop using his own last name, as many consider it to be sexist.

    It’s all about the subtext.

13. Bill from INDC says:

    August 6, 2004 at 10:21 pm

    Joe –

    Chimpanzees? Monkeys? They all look the same to me …

14. Christopher Cross says:

    August 6, 2004 at 11:04 pm

    Well, doesn’t this just whack the chinaman?

15. David Crawford says:

    August 6, 2004 at 11:35 pm

    “Chimpanzees? Monkeys? They all look the same to me …”

    And taste the same too, I might add.

16. Tman says:

    August 6, 2004 at 11:55 pm

    What, you’re saying all monkeys look the same?

    Racists.

17. Sean M. says:

    August 7, 2004 at 4:10 am

    “In related news, Bush will have to stop using his own last name, as many consider it to be sexist.

    “It’s all about the subtext. “

    Well, what about the recently unmasked Atrios–or should I say Duncan Black? If he weren’t such an unsensitive, nasty bigot he’d clearly change his name to “Duncan African-American.”

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