As you read this post, the DNC is drawing up the paperwork for a legal challenge to “right turn on red” laws in a number of key swings states. Lawyers for the DNC will argue that principalities allowing right turns on red “are creating an unfair advantage for the Republican party by rewarding motorists who turn right.” Because the DNC has lost its motherfucking mind.
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Just so.
Hot damn. I think I just peed a little.
They can have my right-on-red when they pry it from my cold, dead fenders.
Right turn on red is a way of life here in Houston, when we aren’t illegally turning left into the light rail system.
Why would the DNC care if the red states turn right? They just want to win the battleground ones.
”…a legal challenge to “right turn on red†laws in a number of key swings states.”
swing states = battleground states.
Oh, I get it now. At first I thought you were talking about Pennsylvania, and had just confused “key swings” with “keystone”. So I just kinda let that go, because your conclusion was correct – the DNC has lost its motherfucking mind.
I suppose all you wingnuts think it’s OK to run someone over just because he or she is a Marxist while you’re making one of your radical right turns. Apparently it’s not enough for you to have Ashkkkroft crushing dissent with his secret police– you want to get out there yourselves and crush dissent with your ozone-destroying SUVs.
Please be advised that this post should not be read while drinking multiple servings Tilburg’s Dutch Brown Ale. It’s too good a beer to waste.