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A Friday reminder

[for American Jewish Democrats.]

If your
girl’s kisses
make you
feel
weak in
the knees,
she may be
a vampire.

— Richard Brautigan, “profound saying 3”

21 Replies to “A Friday reminder”

  1. Caecus Caesar says:

    That reminds me.

  2. Joe says:

    Everytime you mention Brautigan, I want to go fishing.

  3. Joe says:

    A key to the mentality of the left is that it judges itself by its best intentions, and judges its opponents – America chief among them – by their worst deeds.
    David Horowitz

    Israel is the canary in the mine. What happens to Israel will eventually happen to America itself.
    David Horowitz

  4. newrouter says:

    American Jewish Democrats aka moonbats?

  5. serr8d says:

    Democrats have girlfriends?

    Who knew?

  6. Jeff G. says:

    Think of it as more of a metaphorical metaphor.

  7. Joe says:

    Those Vampires are always bi anyways.

  8. Bob Reed says:

    I don’t mind a vacuum being pulled, I’m just averse to the blood loss…

    What if my lady’s kisses make my wallet hurt? She still might be a vampire.

  9. bh says:

    It goes without saying that Obama and his ilk are sparkly vampires, right?

  10. bh says:

    Hey, why not? It’s Friday.

    Screw it. I like the cover, too.

  11. newrouter says:

    mitchy daniels rides through “devil town”;)

  12. bh says:

    Heh.

    Hey, you’re lucky, nr. I once got into a two year argument with a friend of mine over an essay from The Role of the Reader.

    Ahhh, weed. Good times.

  13. guinsPen says:

    so, bright eyes
    is from green bay.
    who knew?

  14. bh says:

    Not I, said the guy who only knows the occasional hot chick or athlete who comes out of this state.

    Well, not really, I know we also birthed The Violent Femmes. But that’s about all I got.

  15. Bob Reed says:

    What in the world is a sparkly vampire? A vajazzled Vampirella?

    This is an area where I have a serious cultural deficit…

  16. bh says:

    Sorry, got distracted by a bourbon, Bob.

    The Twilight books/movies have sparkly vampires. When they’re in the sun they sparkle. It’s become something of an internet meme because it’s just so… weak.

    For the purpose of my comment I’m saying that Obama is both lame and gay.

  17. cranky-d says:

    Sadly, I know what sparkly vampires are.

  18. Spiny Norman says:

    Vampires do not sparkle. Damnit.

  19. Silver Whistle says:

    Vampires do not sparkle. Damnit.

    You are probably not au fait with the latest developments in undead scintillation, Spiny. It can happen.

  20. serr8d says:

    Sadly, I know what sparkly vampires are.

    But did you know what else might sparkle?

    Give it a try, and get back to us. ;-)

  21. guinsPen says:

    Its infomercial.

    Hiya friends. Now just be honest about it. Did you ever consider the possibliity that your penis, and in the case of many dignified ladies, that the size of the titties themselves might provide elements of subconscious tension?

    Weird, twisted anxieties that could force a human being to have to become a politician. A policeman. A jesuit monk. A rock and roll guitar player. A wino. You name it.

    In the case of the ladies, the ones that can’t afford a silicone beef-up, they become writers of hot books:

    “Manuel, the gardener, placed his burning phallus in her quivering quim.”

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