12 Replies to “The "the International Delight Special Edition Creamers post" post”

1. Seth says:

   May 10, 2011 at 8:57 am

   Just like the old time strongmen did.

2. Jeff G. says:

   May 10, 2011 at 8:59 am

   Well, the donuts do get a bit heavy once they’ve been dunked.

3. SDN says:

   May 10, 2011 at 9:21 am

   Are we sure this post wasn’t sockpuppeted by the panzer rat? Although, I suppose it would have included hookers if it were. It’s hard to avoid leaving these little clues. Unless you’re Bill Ayers writing an autobiography of someone who has no style of his own….

4. A fine scotch says:

   May 10, 2011 at 9:21 am

   The “old fashioned”s would be better for scrubbing purposes. Plus, they’re way heavier than honey glazed.

5. Blake says:

   May 10, 2011 at 9:34 am

   Interviewer: (after Jeff wins strong man competition) “Mr. Goldstein, Tell us a little about your training technique.”

   Jeff: “Honey glazed loofas and Almond Joy coffee cream baths.”

   Interviewer: ?????

   Jeff G., (shrugging) “You asked.”

6. Carin says:

   May 10, 2011 at 9:34 am

   I hope you locked the armadillo up.

7. Bob Reed says:

   May 10, 2011 at 9:53 am

   C’mon, this can’t be a real creamer flavor…But, whatevz; I prefer Jameson’s flavor, myself :)

8. Bob Reed says:

   May 10, 2011 at 9:55 am

   Are coffee and dougnuts really Visigoth-esque? I guess moreso than cafe-lattes and bran muffins…

9. A fine scotch says:

   May 10, 2011 at 10:17 am

   Carin,

   Locked him up? Who do you think managed to get that much Almond Joy flavored creamer? In so doing, however, he almost caused a diplomatic crisis with Vietnam that was only settled after his his acquisition of 55 gallons of lime jello, a bottle of Dalmore 64 Trinitas, and a sweet, if slightly disturbing, version of Tom Waits’ “I Hope That I Don’t Fall in Love with You”.

10. Lost My Cookies says:

    May 10, 2011 at 10:47 am

    I heard the little bastards carry leprosy. Expect a freakout at the Waffle House when he leaves the tip.

11. cranky-d says:

    May 10, 2011 at 10:54 am

    Ewww.

12. motionview says:

    May 10, 2011 at 10:55 am

    A young mind emerges unscathed from the clutches of academia, though since he’s used his real name and picture I hope he has no old media, movie, TV, or academic ambitions.

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