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Of all the penises you could have mentioned, it had to be his. Didn’t it? I’m going to go home sick now. Asshole.
I think Polanski’s penis would agree to speak anywhere.
Any chance Hillary’s penis might make an appearance?
Isn’t Hillary introducing him?
Any chance she’ll wear a blue (state) dress?
I mean, a talking penis would be kinda neat and all, but I imagine it would get old after a while. Great ice breaker and all, but I’m pretty sure my penis knows a few things I don’t want others hearing about. Just think about it for a second.
“Hi.”
“Hi.”
“So ummm…”
“I have a talking penis.”
“Wow! Can I see it?”
“Sure.”
“Phew, finally some fresh air. You might want to wipe a bit more thoroughly next time m’kay? Just sayin’.”
Major mood killer.