When Osama bin
Laden died, seventy-two
virgins crossed their legs.
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I died a virgin
and now I have to screw HIM?
Would have fucked camel.
Osama bin Crabbait dies in Abbotsbad?
Q. Who’s on first?
A. I don’t know, but Osama is definitely out.
Bin Laden is dead?
Cool. New number oneshould be
Mullah Omar, scum.
(I like Jeff’s better than mine…scooter’s too.)
LTC John, Mullah Omar is #2 behind Dr. Z.
A burial at sea
Many fish wash up on shore
Water pollution
Surrender or die,
I didn’t hear your answer
Oh well, doubletap
Osama overboard.
The ocean accepts all.
Crabs have to eat too.
Push the li’l daisies
And make them come up. Enjoy
Hell, you goat fucker.
the rage of the virgins
as they contemplate eternity
with a crab bitten stump
Hello bin Laden
We have been waiting for you
Call me Be’elzebub
The last thing to pass
through Osama’s mind
was a bullet or three
Bin Laden, he dead
Popped twice in his pointy head
he feeds the fishes
King & Spalding lost
al-Qaeda Seven client
With Osama dead
Chucked out of the back of a C-130 somewhere over the Indian Ocean.
Osama dead, Obama
Loves the timing and so does
Prince Honeydipper
Killed — not captured — ‘cuz
Obamacare can’t afford
The dialysis.
Squid for the win!
Like black Jack Pershing
we should have used Islam law
His head in a pig
It’s an exhibition, not a competition. Please — no wagering.
Why did you kill me?
I would have helped you campaign
This next time again
bin Laden’s daid
where’s his haid?
dah da dah da dah
um hunh
There once was a guy named bin Laden
Whose death was big news though quite sodden
He’s consigned to the deep
And left there to sleep
Until that he ever lived be forgodden
Show me the money folks. I’m NOT convinced