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Today's Hump Day post, zen edition

If you promise to stay right like that for, say, thirty seconds? — I’m pretty sure I can finish this up on my own, honey.

41 Replies to “Today's Hump Day post, zen edition”

  1. Ernst Schreiber says:

    selfish bastard

  2. R. Sherman says:

    An occasional reference to a deity or two would be nice, though.

  3. John Bradley says:

    The horniest 1% of the population is using up 30% of our vital national ‘essence’. It’s time they gave back to the rest of America!

  4. B. Moe says:

    Carnal justice.

    That’s what I’m talking about.

  5. JD says:

    Roll over, you don’t even have to wake up.

  6. JD says:

    Surprisingly, that one did not work.

  7. JD says:

    I am a man, I have needs. Why should my needs be any less important than yours? Shockingly, unsuccessful.

  8. JD says:

    If you don’t help me with this, I could go blind. Laughter.

  9. bh says:

    I didn’t know that you painted portraits, Jeff.

    Fidgety subjects are such a nuisance.

  10. B. Moe says:

    Is it any wonder we are so surly, JD?

    That can easily be mistaken for hate by the insensitive.

  11. guinsPen says:

    “Dolly Dagger, she ain’t satisfied until she gets what she’s after.”

  12. Swen says:

    Thirty seconds? Well whatever, but another good reason why every day should be hump day….

  13. Swen says:

    I mean! It’s not as if you’re asking for a lot of her time. Or apparently any of her attention :D

  14. Swen says:

    Forgive me for I am old. What I used to do all night now takes me all night to do!

  15. Darleen says:

    Carry on, gents, I’ll just sit here and watch.

  16. cranky-d says:

    Remember clause 3 section a of the pre-nup?

  17. bh says:

    Check out that dude’s dance moves starting at about 1:56 and again at 2:19.

    Smooth.

  18. JD says:

    Darleen posted on 4/27 @ 6:50 pm
    Carry on, gents, I’ll just sit here and watch.

    Better Half wouldn’t approve.

  19. Stephanie says:

    “I Like to Watch” was excellent pron.

  20. Stephanie says:

    BTW, Donald is under the gun re the tornadoes. I’m about an hour or two from kissing my ass. Bmoe is about an hour behind me. Really bad stuff.

  21. bh says:

    Stay safe, southern pw’ers.

  22. Abe Froman says:

    Geez. I didn’t know you guys got tornadoes down there. Like hurricanes aren’t enough. Be safe.

  23. Stephanie says:

    Roger that. The wind shears are running 115 mph. The BTI tornado index is running around 9.8 out of 10. Tuscaloosa, Birmingham and Chattanooga got slammed bad. Ditto Berry College/Rome area. And it just started thundering around here. The cell heading toward us right now is running a BTI of 9.1. Anything over 7 is considered ‘very bad’ and probably on the ground eating up shit.

  24. newrouter says:

    Steely Dan Here At The Western World

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umoHZbKnUW4

  25. Pablo says:

    Yeah, that’s bad news. May you stay in your homes and on the ground, my friends.

    Sometimes praying is all you’ve got. I’m there with ya.

  26. JD says:

    Be safe folks.

    Justified is good fucking television.

  27. Blake says:

    …and no need for both of us to get all dirty and sweaty, dear.

  28. Ernst Schreiber says:

    Justified is good fucking television.

    Like The X-files?

    Or does the Mrs. not care what’s on TV?

  29. JD says:

    Like Burn Notice.

    Sill Sahin. That is all.

  30. Pablo says:

    “Justified” refers to whether shooting people was or not. Elmore Leonard is all up in it. It’s very good TV.

  31. bh says:

    And there’s all those hot southern belles.

    Which is probably way more important than that silly thematic crap.

  32. Ernst Schreiber says:

    “Very good TV” is not the same thing as “good fucking television.”

    To the best of my knowledge, The X-files is the only TV show to ever be celebrated in song as a “mood enhancer.”

  33. JD says:

    Sila Sahin, people.

  34. geoffb says:

    Another reason not to go messin’ with the ‘dillo.

  35. Seth says:

    “But it really hurts if I don’t get release.”

    …on another note, yes, Justified is frikken awesome television…

  36. TaiChiWawa says:

    I love the show “Justified” even if it seems like everyone in Kentucky is going to get shot sooner or later.

  37. cranky-d says:

    Oh, yeah. In the land of Justified, there is a blood bath a-comin’ soon.

  38. JD says:

    Raylan Givens. Top 5 tv characters ever?

  39. McGehee says:

    Don’t post any “Justified” spoilers, please. Wife and I recorded it because we were watching a tornadic supercell thunderstorm passing through our neighborhood.

    No actual tornado in our area, thank God. But it made us put off watching “Justified,” is what I’m saying.

  40. even if it seems like everyone in Kentucky is going to get shot sooner or later

    Pretty much… at least knifed. Oh, do you mean on the TV show? Maybe.

  41. JD says:

    My lips are sealed, McGehee.

    When is the regatta, LMC?

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