19 Replies to “A new record!”

1. cranky-d says:

   April 19, 2011 at 12:07 pm

   Woohoo!

   *cue kazoos and those things you spin around what click*

2. Celtic Dragon says:

   April 19, 2011 at 12:53 pm

   Flails and maces spin around and click. Actually it’s more of a crunching sound, when they hit…

3. SDN says:

   April 19, 2011 at 1:03 pm

   My revolver cylinder makes a clicking sound when I spin it after loading….

4. McGehee says:

   April 19, 2011 at 1:33 pm

   Obama is HOPEing to CHANGE the future by imposing debt-service obligations into the next millennium.

5. Blake says:

   April 19, 2011 at 3:16 pm

   I think AC/DC said it best: Link

6. Lost My Cookies says:

   April 19, 2011 at 3:43 pm

   You know when you’re totally broke, work sucks, you’re so far behind on your student loans that collection agencies are calling ex-girlfriends, your current chick is bitching all the time and you’re just like way down in the dumps and you see this really nice suede jacket like every day on your way to the office and on your way home one day you’re just like ‘Fuck it, I deserve it.’ and you MasterCard the living fuck out of that thing so you can at least look successful?

   Me neither, but I think my younger brother got himself elected President without telling me.

7. cranky-d says:

   April 19, 2011 at 4:17 pm

   Haven’t you heard the old saying, “Give credit when credit is due.”

8. Squid says:

   April 19, 2011 at 4:23 pm

   “In God We Trust — all other pay cash gold, whiskey, or goods of equivalent value.”

9. geoffb says:

   April 19, 2011 at 5:30 pm

   “Fighting like a girl“

   “If we fail to increase the debt ceiling, financial Armageddon will not ensue,” Bachmann asserts. “We need to make our case that the federal government does not shutdown.”

   Rather, Bachmann argues, “it would take six to seven months before we see significant movement, since revenues would continue to come in, but we just would not have enough money to pay for all of the authorizations that Congress has made. So we would have to make decisions, we would have to make priorities.”

10. newrouter says:

    April 19, 2011 at 5:51 pm

    you go girl

11. newrouter says:

    April 19, 2011 at 5:59 pm

    ““Honestly, Karl Rove ought to go back and start thinking about other things because what he did is he gave us, indirectly through President Bush, he gave us Barack Obama,” Mr. Trump said in an interview on The Washington Times-affiliated “America’s Morning News” radio show. “In all fairness to [Arizona Sen.] John McCain, nobody could have won that election because of what happened with Rove’s policies or Bush’s policies.””

    http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2011/apr/19/trump-gop-dont-raise-debt-ceiling/

12. Jeff G. says:

    April 19, 2011 at 6:03 pm

    Trump is a clown. Anybody who buys into his schtick needs to be slapped.

13. newrouter says:

    April 19, 2011 at 6:15 pm

    trump kicking the dog rove is fun!

14. Seth says:

    April 19, 2011 at 6:32 pm

    Fuck Trump and the ego he rode in on.

    Yeah, I said it before. I’m saying it again.

15. Abe Froman says:

    April 19, 2011 at 6:35 pm

    I saw Trump give a commencement address in the late 80’s. He spent most of the thing bashing the Japanese in his vulgar and inarticulate way. Then it came time for the advanced degree recipients to go onstage and when it became obvious that they were overwhelmingly Asian, the entire audience started laughing. He can’t possibly be an idiot, but he does quite an impression of one.

16. newrouter says:

    April 19, 2011 at 7:24 pm

    trump: the guy for early 2011! then back to tv.

17. newrouter says:

    April 19, 2011 at 7:26 pm

    i like reading the rovester squealing.

18. McGehee says:

    April 19, 2011 at 8:00 pm

    Trump is best understood with a reference to something most of us do not remember ourselves, but may have heard about from our parents or grandparents.

    In the days before television it was commonplace for those with middle-class incomes to get to a movie theater every week to see a movie. Because it was a big deal and there was only ever one screen in the theater they didn’t show just one movie repeatedly. Instead there was a cartoon, and a newsreel, and probably a pre-feature before the main feature.

    Donald Trump wishes he were the cartoon.

19. Seth says:

    April 19, 2011 at 8:49 pm

    The worst part is that so, so, so many people will be snookered by him on “our” side of the aisle (for lack of a better framing) – because they’re low information voters. He needs to be shut down and shut down quick and hard.

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