If there really are two Americas, where do you reckon I should park…?
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In Edwardsian pragmatism, you should probably park near a construction site, where a piece of falling debris or toxic dust might injure you and merit a multi-million dollar lawsuit.
It’s a trick question, right? You should just cruise around hospital parking lots, hoping to get rear-ended by a distracted family who thinks their new-born has cerebral palsy because they didn’t have a C-section soon enough.
That’s where the real money is.
If you really embrace post-Edwardsian pragmatism, you won’t have to cast about randomly in search of newborns with cerebral palsy, as you can simply channel their thoughts outright.
True, but “channeling” hot nurses is better done in person; to be post-pragmatic…
p.s. I really hate emoticons…
On the side with the SUVs.
Assuming Edwards is driving the 7-series today– and why on earth would anyone assume anything else?– you’d pretty much have to assume that he’ll park diagonally across both Americas. Just to make sure that no miserable prole in a Toyota Echo squeezes in next to him and gives him a door ding.