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If John Kerry played James Bond (an incomplete listing of revised movie titles)

  1. The Spy Who Loved Haute Cuisine

  2. Diamonds Are For Teresa

  3. Dr. No. I mean yes. I mean maybe. I mean I don’t know.

  4. Live and Let Die, but in the meantime, tell the little dirty people what’s best for them.

  5. A View to a Vacation Home on the Wood River, Ketchum, Idaho

  6. Never Say Never Again, Unless it Benefits You Personally, in Which Case Go Ahead And Say Never Again, Even If You Don’t Really Mean It

  7. On Her Majesty’s Secret Cosmetic Surgery

  8. Golddigger

  9. Vietnam Never Dies
  10. Thundercribbage
  11. The Man with the Golden Botox Injected Into His Scalp

  12. From Russia with Some Ideas for Redistributing Wealth. And with Love.

10 Replies to “If John Kerry played James Bond (an incomplete listing of revised movie titles)”

  1. Nordicgirl says:
    June 27, 2004 at 7:20 pm

    Great list.  I’ll add those John Kerry/James Bond movies to my video collection of: 

    The Man With the Silver Spoon

    Moonbat Raker

    (Boring)The Living Daylights (out of the Electorate)

    For Rich Wives Only

    Vote Another Day

  2. Jim - Parkway Rest Stop says:
    June 27, 2004 at 7:21 pm

    Thundercribbage

    I damned near choked on my Diet Dr. Pepper.

  3. Beck says:
    June 27, 2004 at 7:44 pm

    You only vote twice

    and

    Frenchifiedpussy

    are two of my personal favorites.

  4. Dawn W says:
    June 27, 2004 at 8:51 pm

    There are several Bonds…my collection includes:

    The Spy Who Never Had Sex With That Woman

    Macanudopussy

    The Man With Golden Tongue

  5. charles austin says:
    June 28, 2004 at 1:58 am

    The femme fatales could be:

    Money Galore

    Money Ryder

    Plenty O’Cash

    Dr. Holly Swelledhead

    Octopolicy

    Dr. Non-Religious Holiday Jones

  6. dorkafork says:
    June 28, 2004 at 2:36 am

    My favorite’s always been “On Her Majesty’s Secret Service Bastard Who Knocked Me Down”.

    “Licensed by France and Germany to Kill” is not bad, either.

  7. Tongue Boy says:
    June 28, 2004 at 4:56 pm

    Wasn’t that John Kerry playing James Bond in Casino Royale?

  8. Silicon Valley Jim says:
    June 28, 2004 at 5:35 pm

    From Beacon Hill With Love

  9. Dr. No, formerly Dr. Yes says:
    June 28, 2004 at 6:39 pm

    Welcome to my secret lair, Mr. Bond. Well, not my secret lair; it’s really my family’s secret lair.

  10. dtyj says:
    April 20, 2007 at 12:53 am

    VERY SORRY

    Betty Hill

    Jeff Brown

    Paul Harris

    Lisa Wilson

    Linda Edwards

    Helen Collins

    George Smith

    Michael Parker

    Steven Johnson

    David Moore

    Deborah Davis

    Betty Wright

    Thomas Walker

    Helen Thompson

    Daniel Miller

    John Davis

    VERY SORRY

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