As you read this, Scott Baio is sitting in an Applebees in El Segundo, CA, enjoying a blackened chicken salad and thinking, “Y’know, for all it’s faults, Zapped! has a kind of crazy genius to it. Which, now that I think of it, Willie Aames still owes me $30, the fat little bitch.”

Reminds me of a blurb from the Onions “Our Dumb Century” book-
Zapped Sweeps Oscars!!
Apparently Scott Baio is alive and well and thriving. An obssessed Baio fan keeps leaving me Baio updates on this post.
I had a crush on Valerie Bertinelli back during “One Day at a Time.” And a lot of people used to tell me I looked like Leif G as a pre-teen and teen (if you ever watch the original Walking Tall, you’ll see exactly what I looked like at age 7). After that I got Judd Nelson or Nick Cage. Lately it’s Walther Matthau or Sal Bando.
I saw Scott Baio in the coverage of the burial service for President Reagan at the presidential library.
See? Genius.
I knew I always liked that guy.
Heather Thomas.
Thanks for the memory Jeff. Seriously.
I remember that Onion headline, and it’s only partially correct. It won just three Oscars; Best Supporting Actor for Scatman Crothers, Best Supporting Actress for Aunt Esther, and Best Cinematography.
Jeff says:
“I had a crush on Valerie Bertinelli back during “One Day at a Time.””
Shoot, who didn’t! (Especially hot in the last few seasons when she cut her hair short). Let’s face it, the tomboy image didn’t work in the first season… nor did the fallacy that Bonnie Franklin was a hot divorcee. Mackenzie Phillips as a slut? Totally believable; what an actress!
For the record, last I heard Willie Ames was living in Olathe, KS (a suburb of KC) making straight-to-video religious shorts.
Scott Baio doesn’t like Applebees. He prefers Chili’s.
We meet there for our bi-weekly trysts.
The Zapped! Club was started on July 19, 1999 by Englishman Max Fenn. Within a month I discovered the website (I routinely searched for anything about Zapped!). Encouraged by my discovery of a kindred Zapped! fan, I began contributing to the
club. We made “The Senior Edition” which was referenced in the film but never show. I re-wrote the screenplay greatly expanding the Heather Thomas role. We solicited comments from cast and crew and have heard from, among others, director Robert Rosenthal, soundtrack singer David Pomeranz, Felice Schachter (I MET her), Eddie Deezen, Mews Small, Irwin Keyes and, my personal favorite, Jewel Shepard. I wrote a serialized novel that followed the Zapped! characters into college (hijinks ensue).
Presently the club has 345 members.