JK: “Can I bring you a grilled cheese sandwich, dear?”
THK: “I don’t even understand what that is, this grilled whatever it is you called it. Now leave me be and send in Kiko would you? It’s time for my foot massage.”
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This assumes, of course, that JFK2 himself knows what a grilled cheese sandwich is.
JFK2 is just ahead of the Grilled Cheese curve. Grilled Cheese is becoming a mime for 60’s values and he’s trying to ride the wave. There’s a spa called Peace, Love and Grilled Cheese. It has replaced “understanding” in the lyrics of Elvis Costello’s song, “What’s so funny ‘bout peace love and grilled cheese.” It has a certain feckless inanity that ought to fit right in with Kerry’s campaign.
I wanted to place a bet in Vegas on either Kerry using the word “Velveeta” between now and the elections and I couldn’t. Do you think it’s some sort of left-wing conspiracy? I think the fix is in.
Transcription error, I think. Shouldn’t that be:
It’s time for my “foot massage.”
— Erik
Very clever of you, allintern, to have discovered the plot to inculcate JFK2 with the rising karma of grilled cheese. DuPont clearly fears the power of Velveeta cheese, and has rigged this bogus contest to make JFK2 look good. Compared to grilled cheese, I mean. Which is looking less and less possible, I’m afraid.
This is not well known but Velveeta actually escaped from the Dupont labs. A “happy accident”, legend has it that on a lunch break in the ‘50s, a scientist accidently dunked a cheese sandwich into a mix of space age polymers, thinking it was “soup”.
My lazy-ass mother used to stuff grilled cheese sandwiches down my throat and now, as a result, I am fat. I will sue her. What’s John Edwards’ number?
Imagine if she would have taken the sandwich, asked for ketchup, and JK would have brought Hunts catsup—we’d be looking for another democratic loser, er, candidate for the fall for sure!
I’ve proudly posted this classic one my site.