Deadbeat neighbor: “Got a joke for you.”
Me: “Not interested.”
Deadbeat neighbor: “Oh, c’mon! It’s a political riddle, you’ll like it.”
Me: “Fine, make it quick.”
Deadbeat neighbor: “Okay. So, why did former DC mayor Marion Barry cross the road…?”
Me: “Heard that one already.”
Deadbeat neighbor: “You’re sure?
Me: “Positive.”
Deadbeat neighbor: “Oh. Well, shit.”
My G*d man, I haven’t heard it!
Keep scrolling, Edward. This here’s a metablog, remember?