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a CITIZEN JOURNALIST prepares himself for life under Barack Obama’s Socialist Paradise, 5

REI hippie guy working the cash register, wearing the Obama button pinned to his stupid shirt: “Okay. So that’ll be $83.77.”

me: “Cool! $41.89 it is.”

REI hippie guy working the cash register, wearing the Obama button pinned to his stupid shirt: “Sir?”

me: “No need to be all formal, brother. Classless society and all that.”

me: “– Oh, and thanks for picking up your share of the cost for my new shit. Good thing at least one of us has a job I guess, right?”

16 Replies to “a CITIZEN JOURNALIST prepares himself for life under Barack Obama’s Socialist Paradise, 5”

  1. Joe says:

    That was nice of you to even offer the $41.89. Trouble is that only works for some pigs people.

  2. Ernst Schreiber says:

    REI hippies are why I shop at Cabelas. Those REI hippy types fear the boomstick almost as much as they fear deoderant.

  3. Joe says:

    Cabelas and Bass Pro Shop have better prices than REI and those other hippie outdoor stores ta boot.

  4. Joe says:

    And I have never run into Michael Moore in Cabelas or Bass Pro Shops.

    And that is a good thing.

    Oh, and Fuck Michael Moore.

  5. Squid says:

    Nothing wrong with REI, so long as you shop the season-end clearance sales. Besides, I’ve found Boundary Waters and bicycling stuff in there that I just couldn’t find at Cabela’s.

    Why limit yourself to just one toy store?

  6. mojo says:

    Too cerebral, he’d never get it.

  7. Ernst Schreiber says:

    I’m not necessarily knocking REI, just REI hippies –I don’t like Eddie Bauer yuppies either. In fact, my hikers are Lowa’s from REI, although I’m seriously considering the Meindl’s at Cabelas when the soles wear out.

    If I needed cycling stuff, I’d go to Scheel’s. What could you possibly need for the Boundary Waters that you couldn’t find at Cabela’s? Just outta curiousity.

  8. bh says:

    Cabela’s rulz.

    REI is a great place to meet cool girls though. They’re all about bouncing around outdoors in tight shorts.

  9. bh says:

    … and voting for Obama, of course. There’s always a trade-off somewhere.

  10. Ernst Schreiber says:

    Alas I’m too old and married to be bouncing bouncy outdoor girls anymore, however tight are their tight shorts.

  11. Mueller says:

    Gander Mtn.
    They got AR15s n stuff.
    an beef jerky.

  12. Stephanie says:

    an beef jerky.

    Nothing worse than a Slim Jim fart. Those suckers could power a small electrical grid for days…

    Environmental problems solved one Slim Jim at a time…

  13. McGehee says:

    I avoid Slim Jims — they’re not real jerky anyway.

    Gotta have Jack Link’s.

  14. Ernst Schreiber says:

    Nothing worse than a Slim Jim fart. Those suckers could power a small electrical grid for days…

    Environmental problems solved one Slim Jim at a time…

    I sense an exciting new investment opportunity for carbon-credit traders.

  15. serr8d says:

    Gander Mtn.
    They got AR15s n stuff.
    an beef jerky.

    If an outdoor ‘recreational’ sports store doesn’t sell guns and ammo, I won’t give ’em my business. Bass Pro has everything I need, thanks!.

  16. orthodoc says:

    Actually, you should only be paying the co-pay, which is 10% of the negotiated reimbursement. So you owe $4.19, and they should just submit the bill for the rest to the government.

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