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Mind matters

The dingo ate my baby!

From the cutting room floor, ABC News, continued:

20/20’s Barbara Walters: “Let’s play word association, Teresa. I’ll say a word, you reply with the first word that comes to mind. Ready? ‘The economy’…”

Teresa Heinz Kerry: “‘Herbert Hoover’.”

Barbara Walters: “‘Iraq’…”

Teresa Heinz Kerry: “‘Mustaches’. ‘Musk’.”

Barbara Walters: “‘George Bush’…”

Teresa Heinz Kerry: “‘Texas’. ‘Musk’.”

Barbara Walters: “‘Laura Bush’…”

Teresa Heinz Kerry: “‘Perky-breasted schoolmarm’. “

Barbara Walters: “‘John Kerry’…”

Teresa Heinz Kerry: “‘Blue’.”

Barbara Walters: “‘Blue’?”

Teresa Heinz Kerry: “‘Blue blood’, ‘little blue pill’…”

Barbara Walters: “Ah, yes. ‘Dick Cheney’.”

Teresa Heinz Kerry: “‘Smooth’. ‘Shiny’. ‘Musky’.”

Barbara Walters: “‘Vietnam’.”

Teresa Heinz Kerry: “‘John McCain’. ‘Cute li’l Southeast Asian people musk’. ‘Musky hippies’.”

Barbara Walters: “Good. Just one more: ‘Teresa Heinz Kerry’…”

Teresa Heinz Kerry: “Yes?”

Barbara Walters: “We’re still playing the game –“

Teresa Heinz Kerry: “– ‘Ted Kennedy’. ‘Bill Clinton’. ‘Gary Condit’. ‘Gary Hart’ –“

Barbara Walters: “– I think that’s probably plenty, Teresa –“

Teresa Heinz Kerry “‘Prozak’, ‘tequila slammers,’ ‘mink toiletseat liners’, ‘midday trysts with Alejandro the pool boy’…”

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2 Replies to “Mind matters”

  1. SarahW says:

    mink toiletseat liners

    Hey, I want me one of those.

  2. Beck says:

    ”…oh, and ‘musk’.”

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