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Wish not to be considered for the Democratic Vice Presidential nomination, 2004, cont.

  1. The Joy of Cooking (hardcover ed.)

  2. The HP Officejet R40 printer-copier-scanner

  3. Smelt

  4. Labia majora

  5. Frosted Mini-Wheats (with brown sugar)

  6. Big Rapids, Michigan

  7. Pixie Stix

  8. Martin Mull

  9. Jenga!

8 Replies to “Wish not to be considered for the Democratic Vice Presidential nomination, 2004, cont.”

  1. BigAl says:
    June 7, 2004 at 4:28 pm

    But which edition of Joy?  I understand the 1990s edition is quite a bit more liberal than the 1970s edition.

  2. JMFlynny says:
    June 7, 2004 at 6:23 pm

    Now honestly, do you really think that Martin would turn down the ….wait, you said Mull not Sheen.

    Yeah. You’re probably right.

  3. Silicon Valley Jim says:
    June 7, 2004 at 6:25 pm

    But I just got my California sample ballot today, and Frosted Mini-Wheats was on it!

  4. Tom says:
    June 7, 2004 at 6:40 pm

    I love Smelt

  5. Jeff G says:
    June 7, 2004 at 6:45 pm

    Me too. Now.

  6. Joe says:
    June 7, 2004 at 7:17 pm

    Well, that’s it then. Clearly labia majora have declined in order to support pudenda.

    This is turning into a complete rout. Poor Kerry.

  7. Jim - Parkway Rest Stop says:
    June 8, 2004 at 2:19 am

    I understand that Beer Fart made the short list.

  8. Kim du Toit says:
    June 8, 2004 at 10:29 pm

    Ha! With a name like “Labia majora”, she’s excluded from being VP cos she’s foreign.

    [signed]

    Another Damn Furriner

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