Really. It’s only a matter of time.
May I suggest Mr Moore interview Newt, Jeb Bush, John McCain, and perhaps Bill Frist?
As for the substance: well, Mike, to be honest, I’m less concerned that a black man will break into my house and rape my wife than I am that you’d break into my house and root around my fringe for braunschweiger and potted hams.
So there’s that.
So, Mickie, what do you call liberals who try to keep guns from the hands of law-abiding black citizens who want to defend themselves from gangbangers?
Moore doesn’t so much argue a point as insinuate. He bundles together emotive associations regardless of logic. Therefore we have to paraphrase:
“Why do you want to defend yourself, and your loved ones and your property? Is there something wrong with you? Is it because you’re a racist?”
Referencing the second video at the link, apparently Moore has elevated crack-induced-over-simplification-as-liberal-nuance to a low art form.
The self defense Tuskegee.
Michael Moore hates black folk. Except for the nice doorman in his multimillion dollar co-op. Moore gives him $50 each year at Christmas time, to keep the rif raf away.
If someone’s kicking in my front door, I’m not sure how much time I’d spend checking out his tan, honestly. I think there are higher priorities, there, than “my goodness, I’d better not kill me a white home intruder”.
Why would Moore assume that folks would only fear a black person breaking into their house…
RACIST!
That’s an excellent point, Bob, but it was highly racist of you to make it.
Charlton Heston shoulda put a cap in that fat ass when he had the chance.
Find an area with a high incidence of violent gun crime and you are, without exception, looking at an area which votes overwhelmingly Democrat. It’s a neat little racket the left has whereby they can slander lawful Republican gun owners as being violent, but a perfectly logical counterargument which points to actual facts about who is actually violent gets met with accusations of racism.
Limbaugh said yesterday that if you took guns and pens away from Democrats, we’d essentially be living in a Utopia.
I smiled a bit, I admit.
I bet Michael Moore owns a gun. Or hires a gunsel.
Only 500 are KILLED by a home invasions? Such a trivial number. That’s because he’s ignoring the number of home invasions- where a killing doesn’t occur. He’s such a manipulator of issues.
Why are we “afraid” of the poor and the black people breaking into our home? A)When I lived in Detroit, I was afraid of crack heads, regardless of their color or socio-economic background and 2) the people joining gangs and breaking into homes to steal shit didn’t usually reside in Grosse Pointe.
I admit, I’ll give a little chuckle should the day arrive where someone, regardless of color, shoots that mother fucker in his broad side. What a piece of shit.
‘Twould be amusing, OI. Though I doubt the Great White Ollie Willis (“Like Catnip To Stupid!”) would even notice anything smaller than a .38.
I don’t want to see Moore shot, I want to see him poor and working as a video store clerk in Flint wondering every day just where it went wrong for him.
True enough, squid. I’m thinking Barrett M82. Not that I’m advocating wasting ammo on a pos like Michael Moore.
Moore needs just to be kicked in the nads.
Extra helpings of stupid from the buffet isn’t helping him one bit.
If you’re white, just the desire to live is racist.
Own it or die, crackers!
And I just saw something today talking about how well armed MLK was. What a hater.
Moore went to the Pritkin longevity center, which advocates 75% of calories from Carbs. 10% from fat. No meat.
I guess we can see for ourselves how successful this diet his. Mike looks hawt!
Would Michael Moore be happier if I changed my targets from Barney the Dinosaur to ones of him? What on earth makes him think gun owners imagine a “person of colour” is a home invader? Doesn’t he think realise everyone imagines his fat ass breaking into their fridge?
I’m not racist, Mike. I’d blow the crap out of anybody who broke into my house at night, and wouldn’t even check to see if the soon-to-be corpse is black, white, brown or magenta before pulling the boom switch.
I’m a giver that way.
Magenta, mojo? You really are an equal opportunity sort of home owner.
Carin posted on 1/19 @ 11:57 am
Moore went to the Pritkin longevity center, which advocates 75% of calories from Carbs. 10% from fat. No meat.
I guess we can see for ourselves how successful this diet his. Mike looks hawt!
The remaining 15% I hope was shit. Because Mikey deserves it.
mojo posted on 1/19 @ 12:09 pm
I’m not racist, Mike. I’d blow the crap out of anybody who broke into my house at night, and wouldn’t even check to see if the soon-to-be corpse is black, white, brown or magenta before pulling the boom switch.
I’m a giver that way.
Just be careful about cops making mistakes on no-knock warrants in the middle of the night. Radley Balko has a few horror stories about homeowners getting either shot or convicted for defednding themselves.
The idea of a para-military organization fielded by local governments to “keep the peace” would set the Founders to spinning in their graves. I think right now we could meet the electricity needs of the whole country if we could hook generators up to them somehow.
I smell a research grant.
I was at the shooting range the other day and requested a Michael Moore target. While they could not provide me with one, there was quite alot of agreement that Mr. Moore target would likely be one of their best sellers. I asked the owner who would be number one and he leaned forward and whispered conspiratily “That asshole in the white house”. After denouncing his racism, I settled for the Osama Bin Laden target instead.
Getting back on topic, I feel I should mention that my lovely bride thinks braunschweiger is the nastiest stuff ever. Since I discovered a little lunch counter across the street that’ll make really yummy braunschweiger sandwiches for me, I no longer need to keep the beloved mauve paste in the fridge, and my home life is much improved.
Yay, commerce!
I’m pretty sure a target using any elected official would result in a strong talking to from the FBI. A Michael Moore target would be great for beginning shooters, because no matter where you aim you’ll hit him.
Hit the target, I meant. I don’t advocate shooting people who merely disagree with me, no matter how much damage their words cause. If you want to deprive me of my money, my property, my personal well-being, or my life, that’s a different story.
By the way, in going for an almost Bobby Orr, avoiding protein is a good way to end up in poor health, and tasty, tasty animal protein is very digestible for humans. Plus, it satisfies, while carbs just make you crave more carbs.
B. Orr.
Friend of mine really likes Braunschweiger melts with pumpernickel, Swiss, onions and German mustard.
Not my thing (the texture, yikes) but maybe something you’d enjoy.
Cold with pickled beetroot, or fried with onions. It’s all good.
I like liverwurst in the formulation bh describes. I’m assuming Barunwhatever is more or less the same thing – tubed meat-like goo.
Pritikin. Died at age 70. Suicide.
Please, don’t be hatey.
I’ve read some of Pritikin’s stuff, and it’s…well, not utter gibberish. I’d say shorter Nathan: some cultures have adapted well to low-protein diets, and some of those are in aggregate more healthy than they have any right to be, therefore low-protein diets are the way to go.
I’m just wondering to what extent his following of those cultures paid attention to the (relatively rare, so to speak) big roast & communal feast as primary source of protein, and completely overlooked the periodic & ongoing grubfest.
“Protein” and “meat” aren’t entirely synonymous, as any National Geographic subscriber would well know.
Squished up pig liver, Abe. Just the ticket.
“pig roast”, that ought to have been.
Downright cherubically cheery looking fella for a hater from Tennessee, ain’t he?
Liverwurst and Braunschweiger are the same thing, pretty much.
I used to eat it with Muenster cheese in a sandwich, back when I was much younger. Nowadays I don’t like it so much, nor do I like that roughly 78% of its calories come from fat.
I like how he said “Gerbils”, sdferr.
I like people who think his movies are documentaries. They are funny.
that’s really kind of heroic
They’re America’s favorite sandwich delivery guys. It says so right on the internet.
I never had one but I would like to
Slart, Jones Bros makes a Light version that’s 90 calories for 2 oz, only 45 from fat(vs 200 and 150, roughly, for the usual), and as a Braunschweiger fan from roughly age 6, it’s pretty darn good.