A Baseball Game
Part 7
Baudelaire Michael Moore went
to a baseball game
and bought a [dozen] hot dog[s]
and lit up a pipe
of opium Hate America Dust™.
The New York Yankees
were playing
the Detroit Tigers.
In the fourth inning
an angel France committed
suicide by jumping
off a low cloud.
The angel France landed
on second base,
causing the
whole infield
to crack like
a huge mirror.
The game was
called on
account of
fear lugubriousness.
[Elsewhere, Simon and
Garfunkle asked, “Where
have you gone,
Joe DiMaggio? Our
nation turns its
lonely eyes to you…”
The Ghost of Ted
Williams wept.
Me too.
But I don’t
know
why.]
Now I KNOW I need the cross-out font. It has too much potential.
— Mark
Wait…was France playing for the Yankees or the Tigers?